Dizzy Dee

So cute I had to share…

A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.

We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for
a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up”

” Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. “

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?”

The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box …”

I’ve been tagged by Beth, AND Barbara! Hahaha… Thanks for sharing the fun I will dedicate this post to those two tags I now have to tag some blogs too…I will take this time to share with you the blogs that I have recently discovered. There’s nothing worse than starting a new blog, and not getting any traffic. Making friends in the blogosphere is a ver important part of writing. It gives my writing purpose, and it give me a reason to come and sit here late at night, when I should actually be sleeping Some of the blogs listed below are not new, but still ones that I go back to often…

Here are my blog of the month awards…

Hezamarie | Abraxas | Retha

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Then, for the tag given by Barbara, here are the rules:

Each player lists 8 random facts/habits about themselves. The rules of the game are posted at the beginning before those facts/habits are listed. At the end of the post, the player then tags 8 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog.

Here are my 8 facts…

1. I have stopped drinking coffee for nearly two months now

2. I started going to gym recently, and I’m loving it!

3. I love taking long baths, but harly ever do - I shower most of the time

4. I hate driving in the traffic, i.e. every morning - it makes me really grumpy

5. I get irritated by people who think they always know better, and who want to tell me how to do things

6. I’m affraid of crime in South Africa - I literally fear for my life, and those of the people I love

7. I’m no good at sewing

8. I type really fast, and make quite a racket on the keyboard if I’m too caught up in an IM conversation And now, lastly, the people who I tag with this…

Beth | Kristyn-Marie | Kruidjie-Roer-My-Nie | Tricia’s Musing | Tom’s Hideaway | Slick | Eastcoastlife | The Foo Logs

Phew…. This is the longest post I’ve done in a while! Have a good week all!

I know I have been writing sooo little. I’ll be honest with you, I just can’t get my mind focussed on writing. I sat here a couple of times, staring at the blank post page, and nothing jumps to mind.

The reason for this? I’m planning a wedding - or dreaming about the plans at this stage. We got engaged last Saturday, and I’m so excited about it!! My mind keeps replaying the whole (perfect) day of the engagement. And the rest of the time I am thinking about the wedding day.

There are so many things to think about, and to decide. I don’t know how it’s all suppose to fit in together.

*sigh*

But it feels good.

As you might have read before, I test games for a living. No seriously. Its my job. Anyway. I’ve never used my own money to play, and I’ve pretty much never played anything other than blackjack just for fun. I can play poker, but risking my own money on the game is just too much of a gamble - suppose that’s why they call it gambling, hey!?

There are so many online casino’s that its hard to determine which is best. If you want to play blackjack, Poker, Perudo and ever-popular backgammon games and tournaments, you better visit Backgammon Masters. The one feature which currently distinguishes them from other gaming sites, is the fact that they have just launched live support. This is a very valuable tool, as you can contact customer support, whilst being logged in, and playing games. They also offer their games in 12 official languages, which makes for a LOT of competitors.

You can download there software - its rather small (4MB), and start playing immediately. To deposit real money, they have a couple of options, including Paypal (Only non-US), as well as Visa & Mastercard credit cards.

For those of you who are not keen on using your own money to play, you can try the demo money, and play just for fun!

Two recent court cases, have earned the attention of newspaper readers in South Africa

1. One person was fined R1 000 for not having a TV license.
2. Another was released on bail for R500 after being arrested for murder.
The moral of this South African story:

If you do not have a TV license and the inspector comes round, kill him.
You’ll save R500.

….It’s the Right Thing To Do….

Today I got the news that one of my family members has Hepatitis A. This means that I have to go for a vaccination early tomorrow morning I’m not really scared of the injection, but apparently there is still a chance that I can get sick, even if I get the vaccination!?

I’ve seen how sick he is, and its really terrible. I just hope no one else in our house will get sick!

There are apparently different types of Hepatitis, all the way from A - G. I never knew this. Hepatitis A is apparently the least dangerous, though you do feel horrible for a long time. It is however highly contagious - like flue.

I believe that people are normally booked of work for a month if they have this!

This was just so funny, I had to share

What would the world be like without men?
Full of fat, happy women.

Better to have loved and lost than spent your whole life with him.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

Love starts when you sink into his arms and ends with your arms in his sink.

Women’s faults are many, men have only two; everything they say and everything they do.

Stilettos are a pushover….
Wear boots!

Boys will be boys, but girls always become women.

What do you call a man who’s lost 90% of his brain?
A widower !

If high heels are such a good idea why don’t men wear them?

Marriage is not a word, It’s a sentence.

Why do men give names to their penis?
‘Cause they don’t want some stranger making 95% of their decisions.

But if they can send one man to the moon, why can’t they send them all?

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
It depends on how thin you slice them.

What do you call a thousand men at the bottom of Lake Ontario?
A good start.

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.

Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don’t stop and ask for directions.

What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don’t know; it has never happened.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

How are men and parking spots alike?
Good ones are always taken.

Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God says: “So you would love her.”
Man says: “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”
God says: “So she would love you.”

I’ve always been amused by Stetsons and Cowboy Boots. Its probably because of the ample dose of Lucky Luke that I got during my childhood years! Girls are probably less prone to be caught drooling over a pair of these western boots, but there are boots for guys and girls at MetBoots!