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For those of you who like witty adds, these are for you. Once again I found them in an e-mail from a friend. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

Have you got any idea how cold it is in Pretoria at the moment? Apparently its the lowest recorded temperature in 52 years! On Monday morning 5am, they said over the radio, that the temperature, taking into account the wind factor, was nearly -10°C!!!

Here are some photo’s which were taken close to my office. The sprinklers were left on over night, and we thought it a novelty at first, but it happens every day now. In the morning on my way to work I see these poor plants covered in ice. Such a waste of water if you ask me! Anyhow. I’ve been fluish – spent the whole of yesterday in bed with lots of medicine and sleep. I feel much better today, but not a 100% just yet.

But even though its flippin’ freezing, and I have a headache, and a scratchy throat, there is one good thing about today: ITS FRIDAY!!!

Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It’s happening every day.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just
that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else’s thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? Hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. I couldn’t believe that my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my
original. Now, my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish.

Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair, I gave up my T-shirts.

What could they do to me next?

My poor neck suddenly disappeared faster than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled. That’s why I decided to tell my story. I can’t take on the medical profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the
coffee. That really isn’t plastic that those surgeons are using.

You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don’t you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face “lifted,” look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs – and I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!

This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.

Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

I told you when I first started with PayPerPost, and since then I’ve done six posts – that’s not much. But I’ve made just about $70 so far! Not too bad hey? I’ve tried SoulCast, Google and who knows what else, and so far, I don’t even have $70 combined from all those!

PayPerPost is really cool! I get to choose topics which I want to blog about, and get paid for it! There’s a brief approval stage, and you will get notified via e-mail if your post has been rejected, including the reason for it being rejected. You can then go and ammend the problem area, and resubmit your post! I have had a post rejected once, but only because I didn’t read the fine print well. They sometimes require to to have a disclaimer on your blog, which is what I had left out.
PayPerPost is straight forward, and even fun!

You can make money blogging too, just sign up, for free, and start posting. You will need to have a paypal account already, and you’ll have to have it activated for incoming funds too – not only outgoing as it is by default.
Once you’re setup, you’re good to go and get some $$!

Something to keep in mind if you ever decide to break up…

Seeing as I was bored, and very unresourceful, here’s a couple of facts about me you probably couldn’t give a hoot about… This is what I got from http://www.blogthings.com/

What is Your Life Rated?

What’s Your Power Color?

You’re 20% Shy

You’re not shy at all, in fact, you’re probably quite outgoing. You are comfortable in almost any social situation, no matter how difficult.

How Shy Are You?

How Scary Are You?

Men See You As Choosey

Men notice you light years before you notice them. You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky. You aren’t looking for a quick flirt – but a memorable encounter. It may take men a while to ask you out, but it’s worth the wait.

How Do Men See You?

I’ve decided to share with you things that blew my mind today.

There’s a guy on e-bay who’s got his imaginary friend (and the imaginary friend’s dog) up for auction – actually there are a couple of those doing the rounds at the moment. Seems to be a new trend, but I won’t join in – I’ve never had an imaginary friend. I just wonder how much of a friend they were to their “owners” if they’re getting sold. WTH, I sound crazy now too.

Then there’s a guy who murdered his mother by cutting her head off with a circular saw. (So much for the upcoming Mother’s day!). After he murdered his mom he tried to saw off his own head as well, but when he was only half way through he died from blood loss. See the Orange County Register for the full story.

In Bankok, Brahman offer food to an oxen during the Royal Ploughing ceremony. Sacred Thai oxen nibbled on rice, maize and grass in an ancient fortunetelling ceremony which royal soothsayers said predicted a bountiful harvest. See Yahoo!for the full story.

Lastly, China is marketing electronic cigarettes. Like their advert says it “No tar. No flame. No pollution. No carbon monoxide” See Weird Asia News for more information.

That’s it for now. Have a nice Thursday

TODAY IS WORLD JEDI DAY… MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU.

Have a nice weekend, this is the last short week I’ve had for a while now. Next week has 5 working days?!?!? I better get enough rest this weekend so that I’m ready for the ton of work which will await me.
Have a nice weekend!

I got this e-mail from a friend, and couldn’t resist posting

This is such a cute advert – I absolutely LOVE it.
I’m not sure if its just in South Africa? Has anyone seen it outside of SA?
Yes, I know I don’t usually post video’s but this one is an exception – its only 32 seconds long, so won’t take too long to load. Hope you enjoy it!