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A Graphic Designers Revenge On Barbie

As little girls we’ve all dreamed of growing up to become a Barbie look alike, and to our disappointment this never happens. Here’s a graphic designers revenge on Barbie, for all the unrealistic ideals she forced on our vulnerable young minds :)

Graphic designers revenge on Barbie

It is about time this happened to her…. ;)

BELIEVE it or not , These are REAL 911 Calls!


As per usual I’ve received these from a friend via e-mail, and thought it worth sharing. Hope you enjoy!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired
of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is……….

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath.
Darn….I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Most Ridiculous British Law?

BritishIn a recent poll, these were voted the top ten most ridiculous British laws…

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 %).

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (7 %).

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6 %).

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (5 %).

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (4 %).

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet (4 %).

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3,5 %).

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3 %).

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (3 %).

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2 %)

I would like to know the origin of these!!!

Source: IOL