The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from an urologist The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When…
1. We work in weird shifts and weird hours… Like prostitutes 2. They pay you to make the client happy… Like a prostitute 3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny… Like a prostitute 4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams……
BLAMESTORMING Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves SALMON DAY The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only…
In honor of ill planned Christmas presents I have put together a list of things you can buy for people who you don’t like. Let’s have some more fun this year, you can even buy these online, so you won’t have to spend much time or effort on the whole…
