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Why Hitler Lost The War

 

Why Hitler lost the war: Scissors beat paper!

funny childcare for dummies

 

The second part to Pregnancy for Dummies. Even funnier! Part I of this can be found at http://www.dizzy-dee.com/comedy/pregnancy-tips-for-dummies //default pop-under house ad url infinityads_enable_pop = true; infinityads_adhere_opt=’left’; infinityads_frequencyCap =-1; durl = ”; infinityads_layer_border_color = ”; infinityads_layer_ad_bg = ”; infinityads_layer_ad_link_color = ”; infinityads_layer_ad_text_color = ”; infinityads_text_link_bg = ”; infinityads_text_link_color = ”;…

Variations On Murphy’s Law

 

The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from an urologist The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When…

Why Teachers Drink

 

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Funny Restroom Notice: “Engen, with us you are numb”

 

While on my way to holiday, I found this notice in a restroom at a fuel station… For those who don’t know, the slogan of Engen is “Engen, with us you are number one”, but seems that the last few letters have been removed from this notice.

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