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		<title>funny childcare for dummies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 22:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The second part to Pregnancy for Dummies. Even funnier! Part I of this can be found at http://www.dizzy-dee.com/comedy/pregnancy-tips-for-dummies //default pop-under house ad url infinityads_enable_pop = true; infinityads_adhere_opt='left'; infinityads_frequencyCap =-1; durl = ''; infinityads_layer_border_color = ''; infinityads_layer_ad_bg = ''; infinityads_layer_ad_link_color = ''; infinityads_layer_ad_text_color = ''; infinityads_text_link_bg = ''; infinityads_text_link_color = '';...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--INFOLINKS_ON-->The second part to <a href="http://www.dizzy-dee.com/comedy/pregnancy-tips-for-dummies">Pregnancy for Dummies</a>. Even funnier!</p>
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<p>Part I of this can be found at <a href="http://www.dizzy-dee.com/comedy/pregnancy-tips-for-dummies">http://www.dizzy-dee.com/comedy/pregnancy-tips-for-dummies</a></p>
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		<title>Where Do All These Kids Come From?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dizzy Dee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We moved into our current home almost two years ago!! I cannot believe that its been such a long time already, but time flies! When we moved in there were hardly any children around, and the complex was relatively quiet. Nice. The only people who had a baby back then...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--INFOLINKS_ON-->We moved into our current home almost two years ago!!  I cannot believe that its been such a long time already, but time flies!  When we moved in there were hardly any children around, and the complex was relatively quiet.  Nice.  The only people who had a baby back then was our next door neighbors, and she was such a quiet baby &#8211; I don&#8217;t recall ever hearing her cry.</p>
<p>Now, two years later she&#8217;s a toddler, nearly 3 years old &#8211; and she&#8217;s at that &#8220;terrible-two&#8217;s&#8221; stage where she screams at the top of her voice when things don&#8217;t go her way, and sometimes just because she can.  I can understand this, and I even have a bit of sympathy for the parents.</p>
<p>However, I <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">do not</span></strong> enjoy being woken up on a SUNDAY morning before 7am by this screaming little girl.  She carried on screaming and crying until I eventually pulled myself out of bed, and went to check if she wasn&#8217;t perhaps trapped underneath something, or if her parents had maybe tied her to a pole &#8211; she didn&#8217;t even blink when she saw me looking at her, and it was only once I started asking her what the matter was when her mother came to take her inside the house. *sigh*</p>
<p>Now, besides this little one and her quite obvious two year old type mood swings, we also seem to have gotten a whole cricket team of primary school boys who play cricket right in our driveway.</p>
<p>I feel too bad to chase them away, but today I had to close the windows because they were just too noisy!!</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t want to be an old hag, but sometimes it feels like I&#8217;m living ON school grounds, and all the yelling is going to most definitely drive me nuts!!</p>
<p>Up till now I have managed to remain patient, but I&#8217;m slowly but surely starting to get irritated.  I know, I know&#8230; Its not nice, and I&#8217;m trying <em><strong>really hard</strong></em><strong> </strong> to put myself in their shoes.  Growing up in a complex cannot be easy &#8211; heck, I grew up in a huge garden, and had all that space to myself!!</p>
<p>How do you feel about noisy or even intrusive kids?  Is it one&#8217;s right to have peace and quiet?  Or is it more important to just let them be kids?</p>
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