Dizzy Dee

I heard the most bizarre thing on the news last night - Demi Moore detoxifying herself with leeches. Disgusting, but when I found the article on the internet this morning, it was even worse than what was said last night:

Demi Moore covers herself in blood-sucking leeches to keep her skin looking fresh.

The actress - who, at 45, is 15 years older than husband Ashton Kutcher - is a huge fan of a detox treatment which involves the unpleasant creatures being placed on her body.

She said: “I feel like I’ve always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimise your health and healing.

“I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy.

“These aren’t just swamp leeches though - we are talking about highly trained medical leeches. These are not some low level scavengers - we’re talking high level blood suckers.” (LOL - WTH?)

Demi says she now feels very relaxed and refreshed after her treatments but admits it was quite unnerving to begin with.

She added to US talk show host David Letterman: “It detoxifies your blood - I’m feeling very detoxified right now. I did it in some woman’s house lying on her bed. We did a little sampler first, which is in the belly button.

“It crawls in and you feel it bite down on you and you want to go, ‘You b*****d.’ Then you relax and work on your Lamaze breathing just to kind of relax.

“You watch it swell up on your blood, watching it get fatter and fatter - then when it’s super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it is stumbling out of the bar.“ … Again, I can just say WTH…

Most celebrities are weird, but this is the cherry on the cake. I can’t believe how dumb people can make themselves look - reminds me of the emperor’s clothes for some reason. As long as everyone thinks Demi’s using the latest detox treatment she’s happy, meantime everyone’s laughing behind her back.

Source: NZ City