Emoticons vs. Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where:

:) means a smile and :( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by Happy Emoticon & Sad Emoticon

Well, how about some “ASSICONS?”
Here goes:

 

(_!_) a regular ass

 

(__!__) a fat ass

 

(!) a tight ass



 

(_*_) a sore ass

 

{_!_} a swishy ass

 

(_o_) an ass that’s been around

 

(_x_) kiss my ass

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8 comments on Emoticons vs. Assicons

  1. yoshi says:

    Ok, that’s hilarious!

    so what would wise ass be?

    (o|o) ? LOL

  2. Daedalus says:

    Errr… and that is not the symbol for a wise ass … no

  3. Pstonie says:

    Excellent, every one should be equipped to identify the type of ass they’re dealing with in the modern day. :D

  4. RobC says:

    I need one for dumbass… I tend to run over quite a few each day… :-)

  5. Lisa says:

    That is soooo good.

  6. Sheila says:

    Wow! Useful information!! I’m with RobC, though. What’s the symbol for dumb ass? :D