Emoticons vs. Assicons

July 11th, 2007 | Author: Dizzy Dee | Category: Blog, Cool, Creative, Dizzy Dee, Humor

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where:

means a smile and is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by Happy Emoticon & Sad Emoticon

Well, how about some “ASSICONS?”
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

8 Comments so far

yoshi July 12th, 2007 12:15 am

Ok, that’s hilarious!

so what would wise ass be?

(o|o) ? LOL
Daedalus July 12th, 2007 4:08 pm

(o Y o)
Daedalus July 12th, 2007 4:09 pm

Errr… and that is not the symbol for a wise ass … no
Pstonie July 12th, 2007 4:56 pm

Excellent, every one should be equipped to identify the type of ass they’re dealing with in the modern day.
Dizzy Dee July 17th, 2007 2:05 pm

lol…
RobC July 19th, 2007 5:14 pm

I need one for dumbass… I tend to run over quite a few each day…
Lisa July 25th, 2007 8:21 pm

That is soooo good.
Sheila July 26th, 2007 5:59 am

Wow! Useful information!! I’m with RobC, though. What’s the symbol for dumb ass?