Dizzy Dee

Got Nothing Better Than Quotes

Yes, its true, I have nothing more to say but write quotes. Its sad I know :(

I got these quotes in an e-mail a while back, and I found it so funny. Also refer to the ass quote, one of my favourites!!

Here goes with the list for today…

Splat BlueMoney is the root of all wealth.

Splat BlueMonday is the root of all evil.

Splat BlueWhat you call dog with no legs? Don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come.

Splat BlueFriends come and go, but enemies accumulate

Splat BlueThere are 10 types of people in this world: those who know binary, and those who don’t.

Splat Blue … The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Splat BlueTime may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

Splat Blue … Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

Splat Blue … Hire a teenager while they still know it all.

Splat BlueTo err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

Splat Blue … If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Splat Blue … Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another chocolate.

Splat Blue … Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.

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6 Comments so far

  1. slicksumbich January 29th, 2007 9:39 pm

    Ha…lot’s of them apply to myself :)

  2. Kurt January 30th, 2007 1:59 am

    The Binary joke made me almost break a rib!

  3. Chris January 30th, 2007 2:38 am

    How cute:)

    Now I just need to get some money….don’t care if it’s evil, lol.

    Here via blogmad

  4. Dizzy Dee January 31st, 2007 6:13 pm

    Slick, to me too.

    Kurt, yah, me too - its one of my favourites. After googling, I found that you get lots of merchandise with that printed on it. T-shirts, thongs, mugs, whatever!

    Chris, yeah, me too!!

  5. John Pangia February 8th, 2007 12:45 am

    Got more than a couple of grins out of this list - Good stuff :)

  6. fobnoc May 4th, 2007 6:24 am

    Surfing the web, found this site. I`m impressed! May be some fengshui tips will help to make in better.k

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