Dizzy Dee

Yes, its true, I have nothing more to say but write quotes. Its sad I know

I got these quotes in an e-mail a while back, and I found it so funny. Also refer to the ass quote, one of my favourites!!

Here goes with the list for today…

… Money is the root of all wealth.

… Monday is the root of all evil.

… What you call dog with no legs? Don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come.

… Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate

… There are 10 types of people in this world: those who know binary, and those who don’t.

… The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

… Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

… Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

… Hire a teenager while they still know it all.

… To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

… If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

… Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another chocolate.

… Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.

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