Got Nothing Better Than Quotes
Yes, its true, I have nothing more to say but write quotes. Its sad I know 
I got these quotes in an e-mail a while back, and I found it so funny. Also refer to the ass quote, one of my favourites!!
Here goes with the list for today…
… Money is the root of all wealth.
… Monday is the root of all evil.
… What you call dog with no legs? Don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come.
… Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
… There are 10 types of people in this world: those who know binary, and those who don’t.
… The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
… Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
… Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.
… Hire a teenager while they still know it all.
… To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
… If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
… Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another chocolate.
… Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.
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Ha…lot’s of them apply to myself
The Binary joke made me almost break a rib!
How cute:)
Now I just need to get some money….don’t care if it’s evil, lol.
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Slick, to me too.
Kurt, yah, me too - its one of my favourites. After googling, I found that you get lots of merchandise with that printed on it. T-shirts, thongs, mugs, whatever!
Chris, yeah, me too!!
Got more than a couple of grins out of this list - Good stuff
Surfing the web, found this site. I`m impressed! May be some fengshui tips will help to make in better.k