Horrible Things
Some horrible things (and some funny things) have happened to me through this past week.
First of all, I’ve lost my page rank - its just GONE. I’m back down to zero as I was before Google had indexed me! Can you believe it? Maybe its just coz they’re in the process of updating their indexing (or whatever terminology I’m suppose to use for that). I really hope its just a temp thing. :S
And then the other thing is somewhat embarrassing… My stomach has started to make REALLY weird noises. Like their’s a baby whale in my stomach, trying to communicate with whoever is close to me. Its really aweful. You know the type of noises your stomach make, and then everyone starts looking around. Well that’s it - except no one is looking around coz they know its mine - or they probably think its me farting in the office all day. There’s no point in explaining this, or trying to, they will just think the worst in anycase, but nod sympathetically while I tell them about the ‘noises’.
I’ve started eating a bit less to lose some weight before the wedding, and I’m guessing that’s the reason for the sudden whale communication. My whale wants more food… :O
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maybe the whale is actually a mini you growing?
Google has messed with a lot of page ranks, and many people are up in arms about this. Hang in there; my page rank hasn’t moved for awhile, but I’m expecting it to.
And take care of your stomach
My site pagerank’s also drop one point. I don’t know what was going on with Google, since I didn’t do any pay post neither selling text link. So I guess that’s not the main reason they’re doing this.
And yeah, I think they asked for some food.