¿Por qué los maestros Beber
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Creo que se debe conseguir la máxima puntuación a la creatividad!
pahahaha! esto es tan divertido! algo así como lo que escribo en mis pruebas, cuando no sé las respuestas. Creo que estos niños deben recibir puntos para la creatividad
y, además, tiene que ser inteligente para llegar a algunas de estas respuestas.
"Recibir"
Lote de nuevos aquí.
Seis animales que viven en el Ártico ... dos osos polares y las focas cuatro .. lol
Esto es más parecido a lo que salva a los profesores de la bebida. El joven de 16 años de edad Estoy de tutoría que se lee en el grado 2,5 ... eso es lo que impulsa a los profesores para beber. (Y a imaginar acciones en contra de sus colegas de la escuela más bajos que tienen consecuencias más lamentables si se aplica!)
Usted es terrible. Cada maestro debe apenas un solo quiere enseñar a cada individuo tanto como les sea posible.
De un maestro a otro
¿No ve que ella es terrible. Ella es la tutoría de un niño, que está tratando de enseñarle más. En mi opinión, un niño de llegar a los 16 años y sólo la lectura a un nivel de 2,5 es muy triste y la responsabilidad de todos los maestros que vinieron antes, junto con los padres.
El hecho de que un joven de 16 años lee a un nivel de 2,5 grado, no quiere decir que es estúpido o el sistema escolar le falló. Mi hermano tiene ADD y aunque su nivel de lectura es muy baja y tiene problemas para escribir, él es un mago de absoluta cuando se trata de las matemáticas y las ciencias.
Nah lamento decirlo, pero tu hermano es simplemente estúpido. Tener TDA no es una excusa. Muchas personas han ADD y sobresalir en todas las categorías. La voluntad de aprender es lo que importa. Eso, y debido a estudios recientes, una gran parte de la inteligencia tiene que ver con la genética. Sin embargo ADD tiene poco que ver con ella.
Los dos son terribles. Obviamente, si el niño tiene 16 años y lee a un nivel de grado 2,5 entonces él o ella tiene algún tipo de deterioro de aprendizaje. Estos niños necesitan ayuda adicional y en algunos casos no son capaces de obtener mejores resultados. Si el niño no tiene problemas de aprendizaje, entonces es realmente triste ¿no? Si van a venir en el Internet y decir que este niño ha llevado a beber, entonces no les enseñamos. Que alguien que tiene un corazón para la educación especial enseñarles. Ellos se merecen algo mejor que tú. Usted debe estar avergonzado de sí mismo.
Por el amor de Dios, no vamos a ser más dramático. Carrie se limitó a decir que las fallas en el sistema educativo son frustrantes como para * broma * acerca de ellos la llevaba a beber. Estoy seguro de que todos y cada uno de nosotros disfrute de enseñar o ayudar a otros, independientemente de la situación. Es humano sentirse frustrado y normal por completo a hacer comentarios acerca de que la frustración. Es terrible, Taylor y Amy, para obtener en línea y criticar a otros por los comentarios tontos realizados en una página que estaba destinado a ser entretenido. Si usted no tiene la presencia de ánimo y la comprensión de corazón para soportar este tipo de humor, que no leen la página o los comentarios. Melodrama sobre una página al azar en Internet no está ayudando a nadie, gracias.
Es triste que nuestros estudiantes están tan distraídos (por la cultura popular, por un lado) que no puede aprender lo básico y son superados por otras culturas, aunque estoy agradecido de que esto no representa a todos los jóvenes de hoy.
así, por un lado la cultura pop y no la cultura popular no tratar de parecer más inteligente de escribirlos. Y por el otro la cultura POP cosa no es sólo la educación sino francamente brillante, sin que me alojaría se llevan tan bien con mis compañeros, wouldnt saber cómo la bomba de puño o con quién Smush a diario y eso es su no fresco a golpear las niñas. También hacer un montón de celebridades bien a los demás, como las obras de caridad, por lo que las tiendas frías para ayudar a la economía y nos ayuden con nuestro vocabulario. Y ese es mi ensayo sobre la manera como la gente de edad no deben estar en el equipo a menos que sepan lo que están hablando
Gracias Sara para reforzar lo que dijo y por favor no la angustia sobre esto demasiado. Odio a hacerla sentirse molesta mientras mira Jerseylicious ... :)
Bueno, Jeff .. Mientras que estamos tratando de flexionar las tuercas sobre quién tiene el mayor sentido común, tal vez deberíamos tener en cuenta todas las personas que se quejan por el nivel de educación que están recibiendo, y luego se compara con la cantidad de gente haciendo algo al respecto él. En respuesta a Christine (Mensaje original), me gustaría hacer hincapié en algo que ya ha declarado. "... Superado por otras culturas" Sí, son superados por otras culturas, al igual que otras culturas a veces se han superado en nosotros. Y aquí viene lo bueno: Es debido a todas las diferencias culturales. Las diferentes culturas hincapié en cosas diferentes, por lo que espera de un país relativamente nuevo (Estados Unidos) para tener el nivel de importancia cultural que se asigna a la educación por países como China o Japón es demasiado alta un objetivo para nosotros ahora mismo. Además, tenga en cuenta que ponen tanto énfasis en la educación, porque 1. En China, tiene más probabilidades de sobrevivir cómodamente como un científico del gobierno, o un trabajador de maquiladora? 2. Se considera una desgracia para obtener malas notas en algunos países. Usted avergonzar a toda su familia. Es por eso que se enteró de los estudiantes asiáticos tantos se suicidan. ¿Usted preferiría tener a su hijo a las puntuaciones medias y sentir el éxito, porque él todavía está en el juego, o prefieres que les consiga un GPA de 3.8, y se matan porque te he caído en desgracia?
Tenga esto en cuenta la próxima vez que elegir culturales "defectos". Después de todo, mi generación refleja las enseñanzas de la generación anterior a mí.
@ Owen.
Así que la ignorancia engendra la ignorancia? Por lo tanto, vamos a culpar a las generaciones anteriores de los problemas de la juventud de hoy. Básicamente, se está diciendo que Estados Unidos está condenado al fracaso si esa es tu teoría? Yo no comparto en absoluto, el hecho de que los EE.UU. es una nación joven no tiene ninguna reflexión sobre la importancia cultural de la educación. Las verdaderas causas de los problemas radica en la complacencia asociada con ser una nación rica y poderosa. Tal vez esta crisis económica es lo que Estados Unidos necesita dar un nuevo impulso a los jóvenes y fomentar las reformas en el sistema educativo. La cultura de Estados Unidos no tiene fallas, su gente es sin duda el más innovador y creativo en el mundo. Decir que "mi generación refleja las enseñanzas de la generación anterior" es un policía flagrante fuera! Latina se está quedando atrás porque la innovación es la madre de la necesidad. Lo mismo está sucediendo aquí en Australia. Los jóvenes de hoy son ignorantes y perezosos porque la presión competitiva natural para tener éxito no es sólo allí. Esto no es una reflexión sobre la cultura, esto es un reflejo de circunstancias de la vida.
lol ... en serio ... jajaja .. el hecho de que nuestra nación es "joven" es por qué no insistir en la educación ... wow
jajaja, Sara, espero que haya sido intencional, la brillantez de su parte?
En realidad, representa una gran mayoría de los jóvenes de hoy, sobre todo en Amerika. Más de la mitad de ellos no puede localizar el Océano Pacífico en un mapa!! Los jóvenes de hoy crecen más y más ignorantes y tontos, ya que cada minuto por las garrapatas ... Idiocracy no era una película de comedia ... Es un documental sobre el futuro. Nuestro mundo se cae a pedazos todos los días y que erosiona a los pies de una generación de liberales del yo llenos de patos cojos y que tienen sus teléfonos en mayor consideración que la vida. Nuestros niños son tontos y su estupidez es recompensado. Si su hijo no está a la par que a lo mejor debe ser dejado atrás.
Usted, señor, son ignorantes y tontos. En medio de nosotros no puede encontrar el Océano Pacífico en un mapa? ¿Es usted idiota? Por supuesto, la mayoría de nosotros puede idiota. Sólo unos pocos elegidos no puede encontrarlo, y la mayoría de los niños probablemente no les importa. Si usted piensa que estamos recibiendo más tonto, entonces usted es tonto, porque usted escucha a las estadísticas al azar y en realidad no dedicar tiempo a aprender la verdad. Se puede argumentar que estamos recibiendo más flojo, ya que señaló que muchos de ellos no les importa. Pero eso no representa a todos nosotros, que ni siquiera representa la mayoría de nosotros. En mi escuela secundaria, más del 50% (SI, 50%) de los estudiantes de hacer deporte, y para hacer deporte hay que pasar todas sus clases, por lo tanto, estos niños tienen que trabajar duro y ser inteligente, o sea que wouldnt capaz de equilibrar estos dos actos. Usted señor, es un ignorante-douche bolsa. Ir disfrutar de su carrera en Chuckie-queso.
Estoy de acuerdo con Josh. Durante una prueba, llevado a cabo recientemente a 180 estudiantes de pregrado en una universidad, más de 110 no sabía dónde Groenlandia y más de 95 no sabía dónde Irán. Además 56 para ser exactos, no sabía dónde es el Océano Pacífico! Así que piensa / leer / saber antes de abrir la trampa, Nick!
Y Jo, Estados Unidos puede ser pronunciada en 8 diferentes maneras, por la información de su tipo. depende de qué país eres ... América, Amerika, Amrica, Amrika, Amarica, Americah, Amayrica, Americka,
Bravo por eso. No puedo creer cómo la gente no puede simplemente disfrutar de una simple lista de respuestas divertidas que los niños ponen en una prueba. Es simple y divertido, pero por supuesto usted tiene los habituales evaluar gato que tienen que conseguir todo literal y tratar de sonar como ellos saben lo que el theyre que el infierno hablando. Alls que puedo decir es una F mayúscula *** a Josh y un gran agradecimiento a Nick!
Tengo 14 años y creo que tu comentario es la cosa más divertida que nunca .... América se escribe con k CA no por lo que el hecho de que usted está llamando a la juventud de hoy estúpido e ignorante que es correcto muy irónico? y no eran estúpidos de cualquier manera, usted piensa que un niño estúpido sería capaz de llegar a cualquiera de esas respuestas listillo? No lo creo. Punto demostrado.
Estoy de acuerdo con Jo. Tengo 15 años y la mayoría de mis amigos y yo tenemos una mejor gramática que Josh. Haha y Jeremy Te quiero (: Los niños que vienen con estas respuestas no son tontos Ellos vinieron con soluciones creativas a las preguntas que no sabían o no se considere lo suficientemente importante como para valer la resolución de que no estoy abogando por.. esto, pero los comentarios de Josh se pasó de la raya y llamando a "Amerika" (que significa que EEUU) a causa de una estúpida broma pocas respuestas en Internet está más allá de la ignorancia.
Recuerde que él dijo que puede ser pronunciada 8 maneras .... No SPELLT (escanda) 8 maneras.
La ignorancia es en estos terribles diatribas que ustedes están escribiendo el uno al otro. No obstante, están muy entretenido
Su puntuacion y la gramática no tiene precio. Estados Unidos sería correcta y también se deletrea entonces tal vez no, que tal vez. El hecho de que usted está tratando de sonar tan formal te hace parecer arrogante, así que por favor no nos llaman ignorantes. Por último, pero no menos importante no se refieren a niños de otras personas como ella. Saludos.
Voy a llamar a una mierda. Es completamente ridículo decir que más de la mitad de los niños estadounidenses no puede ubicar el Océano Pacífico en un mapa. Por otra parte, es absolutamente ridículo decir: "Si su hijo no está a la par que a lo mejor debe ser dejado atrás." No sólo es la gramática incorrecta, pero un niño no debe dejarse de lado simplemente porque él o ella no puede ser inteligente . Todo el mundo tiene talento de alguna manera. Conozco a alguien que no es muy inteligente, pero es muy inclinado a la música. Dejar a un niño detrás porque carecen de intelecto es terrible. Algunos no pueden ayudar a ella y los niños que se han planteado, probablemente muy mal y entonces es culpa de los padres o tutores en lugar de los propios niños.
Soy un profesor y sí, muchos estudiantes que asisten a escuelas de alta necesidad no conoce la geografía básica.
En caso de que se quede atrás? ABSOLUTAMENTE. Si usted fuera un profesor, que usted (en su corazón de corazones) considera que un estudiante debe pasar cuando no están leyendo al nivel de grado, no se puede escribir una oración para salvar sus vidas, y no puede localizar un país en el mapa ( lo básico de lo básico). Nix que ... lo que si había un incendio en el edificio y esa persona no podía leer "tirar de aquí" con el fin de activar una alarma de incendios o el sistema de rociadores.
Como profesor, con mucho gusto dejaría a mis alumnos una y otra vez hasta que aprendan lo que tienen que aprender a funcionar en esta sociedad y ser capaces de competir en el mercado de trabajo. Lo siento por querer el éxito de mis alumnos y no querer que terminen en la cárcel por las razones más tontas.
Tengo hasta los 21 años de edad, que es la edad de los estudiantes de secundaria ya no puede asistir a la escuela secundaria. Voy a dejarlos atrás hasta ese momento, si eso es lo que se necesita.
Antes de ir a criticar a nuestra generación, no se olvide que lo levantó.
Me gustaría publicar una pequeña cita la derecha alrededor ahora.
"Cuando yo tenía unos 5 años, mi madre solía decir que la felicidad es la clave para la vida. Cuando fui a la escuela me pidieron que escriba lo que yo quería ser cuando fuera mayor, escribí 'feliz'. Los profesores me dijo que no entendía el encargo, les dije que no entendía la vida. "
A quién le importa si no te parece inteligente para alguien? Mientras estás viviendo tu vida al máximo y sonriente, disfrutando de cada minuto de ella, entonces yo diría que son mucho más inteligentes que la mayoría.
Bien dicho, Brian
Usted habla de la estupidez y que son aún más incapaz de deletrear correctamente Latina. ¿A dónde fuiste a la escuela? Mi experiencia como profesor fue que la administración no me apoyaría. Y luego, por supuesto, usted tiene los padres que creen que sus hijos no puede hacer mal.
Creo que es triste que cortamos los maestros cuando los niños son el futuro. También me parece triste que todo el mundo dice que estamos en exceso. Sé que tengo a mi salón de clases a las 7 y se quedó hasta las 5. Luego me fui a casa y pasó otros 4 o 5 trabajos de clasificación y preparación de las lecciones horas. Entonces, ¿qué la mayoría de los profesores hacen durante el verano? La mayoría de gastar su propio dinero para ir a la escuela para aprender nuevas técnicas para enseñar a sus hijos. El salario inicial de un maestro en Illinois es menos de $ 20k. Salí de la posición de la escuela secundaria para enseñar schzophenics adultos. Eran más atento, un mejor comportamiento, y no tener que lidiar con padres autoritarios, que me decía que era mi trabajo para asegurarse de que sus hijos aprendan. ¿Cuántas veces se sientan con sus hijos y ayudarles con sus tareas? No toda la culpa a los maestros que tienen un salón de clases los estudiantes 52. Trate de trabajar con sus hijos usted mismo.
"Si su hijo no está a la par que a lo mejor debe ser dejado atrás."
Si ese es el caso, entonces alguien debería haberle dejado atrás.
Yo sé por qué no lo pueden localizar en un mapa- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Oh, yo no vi a nadie en voz alta el "Es un documental ..." estafa de la gramática. Quiero decir, además del hecho de que no lo es. Pero él debería haber dicho "Es" como en "es" Esto es divertido, ¿qué más podemos escoger aparte?
"Todo el mundo es un genio. Pero si tú juzgas a un pez en su capacidad para trepar a un árbol, se va a vivir toda su vida creyendo que es una estupidez "-. Albert Einstein
"Más de la mitad de ellos no puede localizar el Océano Pacífico en un mapa!"
Pero sólo un completo idiota piensa que Estados Unidos se escribe con "c", no es una "k".
Tal vez usted debe informarse antes de despotricar sobre la juventud (o tal vez no estaban a la altura, y se quedaron atrás).
De hecho, soy lo suficientemente generoso como para ir a través de su mensaje y le enseñará acerca básico, elemental nivel de la gramática, la ortografía y las reglas de puntuación:
1. Falta una coma después de "realidad"
2. Falta apóstrofe en "hoy" (debe ser "de hoy)
3. "Amerika" debería, de hecho, se capitalizarán y escrita correctamente (América)
4. "Océano Pacífico", es un nombre propio, también deben ser capitalizados (Océano Pacífico)
5. Los nombres de las películas son siempre bien subrayado o en cursiva
6. "Pantalones cortos llenos de ego" debe ser "yo llenos de pantalones cortos"
Espero que hayan disfrutado de la lección de Inglés, de nada,
Robert
*There should be a comma after the word “Actually” and a space between the comma after the word “youth” and the word “especially”
*America
*Pacific Ocean is a proper noun.
*the ellipses are entirely unnecessary
*Idiocracy was, in fact, a comedy. A “documentary about the future” is literally impossible to make.
*”Our world falls apart everyday and it erodes around the feet of a generation…” (note the correct use of ellipses) makes very little, if any sense. Are you trying to be poetic here? Oh, and “everyday” is different from “every day.” In this context, you want to use “every day.”
*You should use “then” not “than” in your last sentence
Épico
Gracias. You saved me from having to write the SAME thing.
These jokes have been around for a while – and I believe I read somewhere some time ago they were written by an actual writer – not a bunch of kids. After all – do you know kids with handwriting that nice? I wouldn't despair too much over our youth. They know more than we ever will.
Jeremy, … I love you
Jeremy FTW!
I think I do too.
guys, its the same person over and over. The handwriting is the same.
Matthew, it is a font to make it readable, not the original.
Jeremy, you can't even imagine how proud I am to share a name with you.
Jeremy – you are wonderful. One little addition, though: “cannot” is one word.
Jeremy, you forgot to mention that “cannot” is one word not two
Are you blind? The handwriting changes several times. Either the writer is good at faking multiple writing styles, or it's different people. I wouldn't put it past the average highschooler that's beyond the point where fucks are given to come up with answers of this nature.
A few of these are real. The rest are not. Here's a page of handwriting fonts, where you can find several used here (such as “alphabetized cassette” and Otto):
http://www.1001fonts.com/fonts_overview.html?page=1&category_id=11
@Josh and Matthew (and Jeremy, by omission of correction):
It's, not its. “It's” is short for “it is”–which is the contraction you were using. “Its” is a possessive adjective of a (linguistically) gender-neutral object. It's *really* not that hard to tell the difference, guys.
Not true, if you look closely there are some very distinguishing differences in the characteristics of the different handwriting samples. In fact, I believe the person who wrote the word “Malaria” was left handed.
No todos son la misma persona. La escritura no es la misma. Compare el de H en el 'jardín de Adriano' y 'Él dice adiós ".
Podría dar ejemplos similares de mi propia experiencia. Son ejemplos de pensamiento divergente, el pensamiento y el pensamiento literal, 'incorrecto', pero inteligente. Es problemático que esperar exactitud, pulcritud y rapidez en la perforación y el sacrificio (con pruebas) por cada hora de cada día de cada año a través de educación básica y media obligatoria.
He estado trabajando en la educación desde el año 2001. Es lamentable que muchos menosprecian a los niños o sus padres, y los medios de comunicación y juegos y tecnología. Los estudiantes hacen frente y evolucionando más rápido que podemos, al parecer, cambiar el plan de estudios para seguir siendo relevantes.
¿Es relevante para encontrar el Océano Pacífico en un mapa? De hecho, son alguna de las preguntas que respondieron "mal" relevante para un estudiante de K-12?
Ahora sé por qué me pareció tan difícil el álgebra.
Ahora sé por qué me pareció tan difícil el álgebra
Gracias Jeremy, y Mateo Estoy seguro de que las respuestas fueron hechas en un ordenador o reescrito con el propósito de este sitio. Los maestros no sólo envían a sus estudiantes trabajar para ser publicado en línea cada vez que un nuevo entra en juego
Jeremy FTW! Iba a comentar sobre su escritura atroz, y lo increíblemente irónico que era, pero que con maestría lo hizo ya.
@ Mateo
la escritura a mano no es lo mismo comparar las letras a las letras en otras muestras. Por ejemplo, la s es en las muestras de la primera y tercera son completamente diferentes
@ Jeremy.
* Usted se olvidó de poner un punto después de "frase" la palabra que cabezón 'comemierda'.
Eso no es la letra
Estos son algunos de los más comunes "a mano" Fuentes
Y es verdad, si no la mayoría, todos ellos no fueron escritos por los niños
Sin embargo, son muy divertido
Esto es hil-ar-i-ous
Did it ever occur to any one of you that Josh might be foreign? Though this might not be the case, there's a world outside of America, you know. I'm Dutch, for instance, but I don't ignorantly expect each and every one of you to master the Dutch language. That would be absurd, right? Then why would you rather be a bore and whine about his grammar instead of just reading what he is trying to convey?
Those who insult and criticize the younger generations forget who raised it.
Jeremy, … I wet my pants thank you
oh and covered my laptop in Dr. Pepper
the romeo 1 was a legit answer
Estoy de acuerdo.
@Who knows
I think the point of over-correcting Josh's post was that what 'he is trying to convey' makes little to no sense. If he had made a relevant point, his grammar wouldn't have been attacked.
@Jeremy – thanks for putting the idiots in their place.
You can find the writer of most of these at bannination.com
Was Jeremy actually commenting on the poor grammar? Or was he just making a list of things Josh did incorrectly? I think Josh effectively makes his point that “amerika's” youth seem to be getting less intelligent. He is merely giving an example of a failed education. No need to pick apart every last little detail of an online comment. It's a bit over-the-top and it kind of makes you sound like a d-bag.
They are not all the same writer, but they are a series of the same writer. The handwriting makes it more than obvious that these answers are not pulled from children's tests and quizzes, but rather, are computer generated.
Jeremy, I also love you.
To the Dutch person called 'Who Knows', it doesn't matter if Josh is foreign. The irony is that he himself is whining about how children these days are incapable of the simplest things, while he is demonstrating poor skills in the same areas as some of the 'children' represented above.
I think it's relevant to know if Josh is foreign or not, I'm and I know my English isn't that good. There are some people like Jeremy who only want to see the errors someone made and not the meaning of what is said or written. Everyone can correct grammar or spelling if they want to and are focussed! when I look sometimes at chatrooms in English (and other languages too) I can see too all the incorrect grammar and spelling, so don't be such a hypocrite. I would like to see everyone that found fault with the text of Josh to write a hole coherent and understandable text in another language and see how good they can do that! I think speaking and understanding (even a bit) other languages is great, not everyone has that chance, or has the (poor) skill (as you said it) to make himself understandable!
ROFL. They all should be given some distinction on such creation and apparently right answers. Muy gracioso!
Just saying the majority of these were shopped.
They should all get an A++ for creativity
I think what Jeremy wrote was a complete zing. Josh completely trashed the Americans saying we are dumb basically and Jeremy totally zinged him. I know there are other words but this is an absolute zing. So everyone who is saying Jeremy is mean and blah blah blah he is just proving Josh wrong that we aren't hopeless. Also proving the awful sterotype that Americans have wrong. All in all, Haters gonna Hate!
I fully agree with Mike Hawke, the Romeo one was completely true. I hated that play because of the characters' inability to change.
My friend Phillip got this on a maths sheet:
"Durante la primera mitad, los Tigres reciben 4 puntos y los sellos de obtener 8. En la segunda mitad, los Tigres de obtener 7 puntos y los sellos de llegar al 5. ¿Quién está ganando? "
"Charlie Sheen"
Bueno, puede representar una gran mayoría de los adolescentes de hoy y otros asistentes a la escuela, pero usted no debe estereotipo de que en un "idiotismo" grupo ....
Estoy en el SA y los deportes del estado / de la escuela de fondos con un nuevo complejo de béisbol con 4 campos y un campo de fútbol de millones de dólares y la pista .... Pero no va a resolver un problema de avanzada, u otras clases de educación ....
Soy una especie de un caso especial teniendo en cuenta mi coeficiente intelectual está en el puesto más alto que mis compañeros "y puede ser capaz de aprender con mayor facilidad, pero" Amerika "futuro no es Idiocracy.
ITT: Las personas que piensan que son "inteligentes" y "ingeniosa", señalando estúpidos errores gramaticales.
Buen trabajo a evitar su argumento real y en lugar de atacar a su forma de prensas de botones.
Me gusta cómo la mitad de los comentarios son acerca de la gramática y no las imágenes reales.
(INB4: la gente trata de hacer que se sienten más inteligentes, señalando que mi comentario es uno de ellos)
De todos modos, tengo 15 años y los adolescentes no son nada parecido a lo que dijo Josh. Cuando estamos jugando en los trenes y vías que pareces tonta, pero él es sólo exagerrating.
Y si esto representa una gran mayoría de los jóvenes es probablemente una buena cosa, que son hilarantes.
Gracias Jeremy! Tengo 15 años y que pueden comprender los libros que en su segundo año en la universidad se lee, por así decirlo "Los jóvenes de hoy crecen más y más ignorantes y tontos, ya que cada minuto por las garrapatas" es tan completamente incompetente como el autor que lo escribió. Además, dijo que tonto e ignorante que la misma frase, no quieren decir la misma cosa? Camino a repetirse a medida que se esfuerzan por parecer más inteligente, entonces realmente son. Ah, y ni siquiera me refiero a sus habilidades sociales. ¿Alguna vez has visto la Teoría del Big Bang? Si tienes, entonces eso es bueno, si no lo has Google. De todos modos me recuerdas a Sheldon a excepción de su estupidez, pero usted tiene las habilidades sociales mismas. Bueno, yo estoy hecho porque la gente le gusta que me disgusto. Oh, una última cosa, antes de tratar de decir algo así, revisar la gramática, ya que hace bastantes errores.
you should do that too, checking your grammar, I can see at least 2 mistakes if you want to play the game that way! if you think you're way better in grammar then I expect that you can write in perfect grammer, you don't, so I think you're hypocrite!
despite all of these controversial, immature, and pointless comments (i am 15 by the way) your views are all biased as the republican party. the world is changing and that is a fact. the past and the future are no where near similar, and having a grudge against kids for being into technology is.. childish. the world is changing, yes, but we have to change with at and people have to learn to accept and come together. not argue like complete morons.
@ Josh
These are clever answers. The youth of today is by no means any more dumb than the youth of past generations. Also where do you get your facts? America is behind most developed countries in math skills but just as good, if not better in every other. Most youth can find the Pacific ocean. Also why did you capitalize “ON A MAP!!!”? Where you saying that there are harder ways to point out that you know where an ocean is?
To close I just have to ask, if the youth of America are all really as fucked up as Josh claims then the generation ahead of us is to blame. Based off of what I have observed in the world they have done alright, yeah some kids are dumb but some adults are too.
I'ma senior in high school and I don't know a single person in my class who is half as dumb as Josh believes most American youth are.
I just want to say that the reason America is behind other countries is that are so focused on forcing kids to work hard in school that those kids don't actually live their childhood. Kids in America can keep up with them and still have an actual life. This is an article about kids in China. Everyone should be happy that our kids can have a bit of fun. Also, of course in chat rooms people will have poor grammar, its for chat, not deep intellectual conversations.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2007-05/13/content_871182.htm
I just like the fact that Josh decided to say “represents a vast majority of todays youth,especially in amerika.” Especially in America huh? And to Who Knows, we understand that he may be foreign, but if he is going to go and insult people from the United States (seeing as how we are the United States of America, and not America) then he should at least try to do so in a semi legible manner…
IMO most teachers are hittin the crack pipe…..
Wit is quickly becoming a lost art. These kids' answers to most of these questions show more intelligence than the correct answers would reveal. Thinking outside the box is what allows our world to advance.
ahahaha this made my day. i think these kids were just a buncha smart alecs :p
good god some of these were funny! The “Tracey Says” is fantastic.
I've noticed that quite a few people think that the handwriting does not resemble the handwriting of a child. I just thought I'd mention that I don't believe that the questions above were written for children. They look more to me like high school exam questions and although people in high school are still children, I should think that they can write pretty well. I have been able to write neatly since I was about 10 years old and have maintained the same hand writing style since I was 15 (although I do pick up the occasional flair!)
The other thing I noticed was that there seems to be alot of criticism about American students. Being British myself, I can say that the same type of questions appear on British papers, and you will come accross the same kind of answers.
Lastly, MOST of the children/youths/whatever that wrote the answers above are/were probably not entirely stupid but more likely, sarcastic, think they're being clever and looking for a laugh. There was a boy in my class that wrote “Only smarties have the answer” (The slogan of the UK chocolate, smarties) on the front of his Welsh exam,and that was it! (Still makes me laugh now, when I think about it – and that's why he did it) If they really wanted to get a good grade then they would TRY and get one!
I think that new generations are having trouble learning grammar and spelling, but that is because of technology. Everything these days does it for us. We have spell check to spell our words and the internet to find our answers. We don't even do our own math calculations anymore; we have to use a calculator for everything, even for simple math. I do see a problem but it is nothing we cannot fix. This article should not be called reasons why teachers think. We need teachers around, and to help out our youth. We don't need an adult influencing alcoholism. I live in a city where children in elementary school are taking drugs and drinking. They are wasting their lives away. We need people to inspire them, not make fun of them.
Look at all the comments above. They are all about accusing and embarrassing people around them. So what if Josh's spelling is wrong; it gives no excuse to bash his opinion. It is a discussion and that is it. No reason to get personal. Who cares if the writing is about is fake or not; its purpose is to create some laughs and that is what it did. Let it be.
Some of my best students, if they do not know the answer, will try to make me laugh with clever comments. I appreciate it. I could see several of them writing these answers, particularly the Romeo “self, self, self” comment (And is it so wrong, anyway? Romeo is one hell of a static–and self-absorbed–character.) These answers don't represent the majority of my students. If my students truly don't know the answer and aren't creative thinkers, they leave it blank or write IDK.
So, let's all have a laugh at witty answers that were probably created just for that–entertainment. The true sadness is witnessing a child who has not made it through the system with a basic grasp of reading, or a student who is in high school and can't work out basic math problems. The worst, however, is a student who can't think critically beyond a multiple-choice assessment and is about to go out into the world.
Has it ever occured to any one of you that maybe, when the exams were scanned, they turned out to be of poor resolution, hence the caligraphy type font?! And stop criticizing 'youth these days' who hasnt ever went to an exam unprepared? The answeres they gave is just a creative way to fail something you were already bound to fail. Compare some of these answers to the hundreds of exams they still have to face throughout there whole life! Seriously, you all have to lighten up! The real problem with society arent the youth, but those people that have there head stuck way to far up there ass and care to much about everything instead of enjoying the moments!
And stop criticizing people on their spelling mistakes, this is the fucking internet with keyboards and buttons, this isnt a written exam, im brazillian and probablly have a few mistakes myself, whats important is what i have to say, and not the few bumps i hit along that process.
It seems like Josh was being sarcastic and in doing so, making fun of Christine. If that's the case, I agree. It's pretty pretentious of her to criticize these pictures, whether they are real or a joke. Most of these examples do demonstrate real intelligence and creativity in the answers and are funny as hell. Get a sense of humors guys.
A) lighten up people and dont be so serious when reading these. B) before you criticize one generation, remember there is always a generation that raised them.
Good job Jeremy, was just about to call the idiot out on whether or not he filled this out. And this is very clearly a joke, there are a lot of problems with schooling but with teacher's wages they don't really care as much if students learn, and parents need to help more also.
ahhhhhwwwwssssssoommee!!
I am a teacher…
Therefore, I drink.
-Jeeem-
I have seen far too many answers similar to these to believe that they weren't at least based on real answers at some point. However, at least these students attempted to connect to topic in their answer. I have many students who will write instead “idk”.
But, no matter how wonderful and creative these are, there is still an expectation for students to learn some basic knowledge as a basis for other skills.
Did anyone else notice that Josh actually refers to “your child” as “it?” WTF
@ Mike - Jeremy estaba respondiendo a lo que Josh dijo en su mensaje al demostrar que su intelecto no es perfecto tampoco.
@ Jeremy - Muchas gracias por eso. Mientras leía ese puesto, yo estaba pensando en lo equivocado que Josh era.
Parece que hay un estereotipo horrible de los niños en la escuela ahora diciendo que todos somos idiotas, básicamente. Aunque debo admitir que hay algunas personas que se adapten a eso, muchos de nosotros realmente trabajar duro para obtener buenas calificaciones y ser más inteligentes. La escuela es realmente muy competitivo y los estudiantes que se exigen, trabajan ridículamente difícil mantenerse al día con algunos de los otros estudiantes.
La mayoría de estas respuestas son sólo los niños al rededor.
Estoy de acuerdo en que hay un montón de chicos estúpidos estos días, pero eso no es diferente a cualquier otra generación, siempre ha habido gente estúpida. Así que de todos modos ¿Qué diablos es la vasta población de los nazis "Gramática" en el Internet? Gramática nunca parecía importa tanto? ¿Es sólo una manera de tratar de encontrar las cosas mal con los demás?
De todas formas estoy decepcionado de ti las generaciones mayores de esa edad!
@ Julia él es probablemente Alemán - Tipo das, las niñas también un neutro das Maedchen
No hay manera posible que estos fueron escritos a máquina en cualquier tipo de "escritura" de la fuente. (Es posible que algunas de las respuestas fueron escritas por la misma persona o que un comediante, no los estudiantes, las escribió, pero se rellena a mano.) Comparar las letras recurrentes en cada respuesta, sino que todos tienen ligeras variaciones que las fuentes no permiten . Si las respuestas fueron escritas a máquina, incluso con una "escritura" de la fuente, cada letra es exactamente lo mismo cada vez que se escribe.
Debo decir, "todas las cartas sería exactamente la misma cada vez que se escribe."
@ Josh:
eres un culo, tío. chill out.
la mayor parte de estas respuestas son técnicamente correcta
Esto es gracioso.
Y esos comentarios son divertidos también.
¡Oh, Dios mío, odio cuando no estadounidenses afirman que los estadounidenses son tan ignorantes de todo lo que está pasando en el mundo, y que los norteamericanos son tan estúpidos. Los estadounidenses son vistos como gente estúpida, porque los americanos estúpidos son ampliamente representada en los medios de comunicación. Por ejemplo, el programa "The Jersey Shore" explota la vida de los bajos fondos tontos que se enorgullecen de su estupidez. El resto del mundo ve un espectáculo como "The Jersey Shore" y asume que muchos o la mayoría de los estadounidenses son así, cuando en realidad, los estadounidenses disfrutar viendo a los idiotas, porque nos parece entretenido que la gente puede ser tan estúpido. Que se puede conseguir un poco redundante, aquí, así que voy a terminar mi comentario
¿Qué piensa usted de los estadounidenses como yo criticar a mi propio país? Las personas que argumentan que adamnantly que somos más inteligentes que los medios representan a nosotros tiene que abrir los ojos. Soy estudiante de secundaria y para ser honesto, al final de la clase de geografía que tomé en el primer año, la mayoría de los otros estudiantes probablemente no sería capaz de encontrar el Océano Pacífico en un mapa. Eso es especialmente triste, ya que se trataba de una clase del grado de mezcla, y la mayoría de los estudiantes eran personas de edad avanzada. También había una chica que, cuando se le da diez centavos leer la pregunta "¿Qué tan alto que una pila de cien monedas de un centavo es?" Y se volvió hacia mí para decir (sin sarcasmo) "¿Cómo voy a hacer esto? Yo no tengo un centenar de monedas de un centavo! "Me ayudó a salir, pero yo no podía dejar de preguntarse si el hecho de que una pregunta como la guardería que estaba en una hoja de cálculo de la escuela secundaria, o que un estudiante de secundaria no tienen la habilidades mentales de procesamiento de averiguar cómo contestar correctamente por su cuenta. A decir verdad, la gente no es completamente incorrecto cuando señalan que se trataba de la generación anterior a nosotros que nos está enseñando estos malos hábitos porque la verdad, a menudo me pregunto si algunos de mis maestros estén capacitados para enseñarnos, en primer lugar.
Estoy bastante seguro .... que algunos de estos son los míos ...> _>
Lol a las personas (adultos o maestros) que toman esto en serio. Estoy bastante seguro de 80% de estos niños estaban jugando cuando se ponen las respuestas.
@#55, Caitlin
Actually, technology has definitely improved my maturity, grammar, and outlook on life. This is because I'm actively involved in forums and things like this. Of course there are those select few. About the computer spell-check thing, that is actually a good thing. If I write on an essay “skool”, I've obviously spelled it wrong. If I go home and type in “skool” on my computer, it will spell check it and ultimately I'll now know how to spell the word. If I didn't have said spell checker at my disposable, I would just write “skool” on my next essay. See where I'm going?
And one more thing, I doubt you already have elementary school kids actively participating in drugs and alcohol. That is considering your elementary school is grads K-5. Do you really think a 3rd grader knows how to roll a joint?
Sólo mis dos centavos.
I find it amusing, that most of you will read one comment, then post to it, before reading other comments that basically say the same thing. Congradulations on continuing the irony of intelligence. (For those of you who don't know, it's all relative.) This comment was not meant to be mean or judging, but to simply declare my feelings on the matter. I dare say, an opinion. For those of you trying to read this to find grammatical errors as to one-up me, bravo. Atentamente,
DJ
PS If any of you know what PS stands for, as it is an old term, than I applaud you.
PPS This has gotten to be quite long, hasn't it?
I've known since I was a little kid that “PS” stands for “post script,” so before mounting that high horse of yours you should probably stop judging people you haven't met.
Oh, and I do think it would be wise to point out, that Josh said: that a vast majority of today's youth are idiotic, especially in America; not only in America. There are many “bright” people who surprise us all over the world, and in all time periods too. He wasn't hating on America, just pointing out the facts, no matter how twisted they may have seemed. Bravo Josh, you were the first one to pull that card out of all of these people.
Don't complain about a stupid generation of youth. You're the ones who raised them.
The one tht said bcuz shes a woman should get double credit
You can tell that many of these are fake, as they use the same “handwritten” font
anything wrong?
is this even true??! bt it is fynny
Shayne, your peers must have tragically low IQs if you're above average at your school.
This entire thread, actually, gives credence to what Josh was saying about Americans. The most impressive retort was one that focused on spelling? This is impressive? Facts do not have agendas nor do they have biases. It is a fact that Americans are ranked far lower than most other first world nations in education, among other things. The sad part is that most Americans seem to be content with their ignorance. There are even those (some in powerful positions, mind) that boast of how much they eschew academia and the intelligentsia. They see it as a good thing, as it were!
i think one reason America seems to rank low when com[ared to other cultures is because in America everyone goes to school. This is not true every where.
lighten up. These are funny whether made up by kids or adults. When I was in school I answered the question My personal best along those lines? “Why was the invention of the cotton gin significant?” “Because then the settlers could make their own whiskey.” (Really, I did. And I was surprised it was wrong. It turns out you CAN learn something by reading the book…).
If you like these, look for a book called “Then Some Other Stuff Happened” which is pretty much the whole of American history told this way. It might be out of print, but it's one of the funniest things I've ever read.
This goes out to the fellow who thinks all these clever answers were created by “lame ducks who hold their phones in higher regard than life.”
Have you ever thought about this… Maybe these students got every other question on the test correct and just so happened to blank on one of the answers. So, because they already knew that they were going to get it marked wrong, decided to come up with a clever,funny response instead of leaving it blank.
I don't know that this is deffinatly the case, but it's a possibility. Don't be so quick to judge.
no people think most Americans are stupid because they are ignorant. Ask a group of random Americans what the capital of Canada is or ask them “how many states Canada has” I bet 6 out 10 wont know the first and only four would be able to know that Canada has provinces. And its not just fact about Canada ask Americans about there own history and they half could not name one person who signed the declaration of independence, so ya most Amerians are stupid.
For your information Jerry, Americans are not ignorant. I'm an American who just graduated from high school and I can answer all of your little questions.The capital of Canada is Ottawa, even my eight year-old sister knows that. There are ten provinces in Canada, I knew they were called provinces even before I read that part of your comment. The Declaration of Independance has 56 signatures on it, I don't know any American who couldn't name one of them. John Hancock, Thomas Jefferson, and John Adams are the most commonly known. Please don't make ignorant generalizations about a bunch of people you've never even met. Sure in America there are people who are ignorant and don't care, but that's not all of Americans and you wont only find those people in America.
Americans are seen as ignorant because they are ignorant. A prime example would be that Bush was elected president. Another would be that we still dont have satisfactory healthcare policies. Another would be that everyone preaching against socialism reaps the benefits of socialist programs everyday, like public school and water.
Americans aren't stupid…the people reading these and NOT thinking they are hilarious and witty are the stupid/ignorant ones. These are great – and I love how people LOVE to HATE America…the GREATEST COUNTRY EVER. Don't believe me? That's why people try SO hard to move here, because they want what we have: freedom, pride, power. And I think they are just jealous.
American schools are so poor because, 1) teachers have the lowest SAT scores of anyone attending college and once they join the union (NEA) they can NEVER be fired ! 2) there are no academic or behavior standards in most American schools because if there were certain groups would either all fail or be expelled, and we can't have that ! There are many other issues, but the above two are the most important, IMHO.
A good friend of mine and I are both currently in college and sutdying to become high school teachers. Both of us earned an ACT score of 33. If those are the lowest scores at our school, then us teachers with “low” standardized test scores seem to be doing a good job regardless.
Also, union membership does not mean that teachers can never be fired. While I agree that you have a point here, you are slightly mistaken on your facts. All teachers can always be fired regardless of union membership. The problem lies with the concept of tenure (additional benefits earned after working for one school or school district for a set amount of time). If the administration wants to fire a tenured teacher they have to do extra paperwork, go through extra investigations and work through extra processes which they would not have to deal with if the teacher had not earned tenure. Essentially, if a principal or superintendent wishes to fire a tenured teacher, they have to jump through more hoops than they would have to with a non-tenured teacher, which means more time, effort and money is spent on firing a teacher with tenure. This becomes a problem when school boards face budget cuts and must lay off teachers to make ends meet. Instead of assessing which teachers should be let go based on job performance, they base their decisions on tenure status. This means that a young, highly qualified teacher will be laid off before an older, less qualified teacher simply because it is easier to fire the younger teacher. I agree with you that this system is flawed and should be reformed. However, I believe that we should afford all teachers equal protection from being fired, regardless of tenure status, as opposed to giving school boards and principals the right to fire any teacher for no reason whatsoever.
It's so funny when someone says an entire country is ignorant, making a general assumption based on a few specific examples. Irony?
¿Por qué la gente cree los americanos son estúpidos? sólo porque un grupo de gente estúpida pf responder a la pregunta no significa que todos los estadounidenses son estúpidos. Yo sé todas las respuestas a estas preguntas y las que en los puestos anteriores. Sí. La mayoría de nosotros somos ignorantes. Pero algunos de nosotros no lo son. Estás estereotipos, hacer todo lo que los británicos o irlandeses beben? No. ¿todos los británicos como los libros de Harry Potter? No lo creo! ¿Son todos los chinos asiáticos? No, no lo son. Deje de estereotipos y nosotros haremos lo mismo para usted.
The only thing stupid about Americans is their uncanny desire to self-sabotage their own society. Too many Americans sit atop their pedestals and cast what they believe to be witty responses, acknowledging the lack of knowledge our “ignorant” country has in meaningless forums such as this one. It is surprising though that a society of, as commonly referred to on these posts, “stupid” people has managed to stumble into one of the most thriving economies in the world market. Actually, I dare say THE most thriving economy in the world market. Among this, an endless list of achievements that make the United States more a symbol of world envy than world animosity; this fact is often misconstrued. Now, on to make a point. At 'European.' Facts most certainly have agendas and even more certainly have biases. As a matter of fact, no pun intended, facts are rarely ever mentioned without an agenda, as in the case of your use of, “It is a fact that Americans…” Were you not attempting to use that “fact” to aid your AGENDA of proving to the other readers that America is, “lower than most other first world countries in education?” Also, your statement loses its ability to be factual with large amount of BIAS that you put in it. You said FAR lower than MOST other countries. Are these not extremely arbitrary words? Don't the words 'far lower' and 'most' add further emphasis to what your particular opinion is on the matter? Could someone not make a separate, yet fair, assessment on the same data by which your fact was formed, and in perhaps their biased opinion conclude that Americans are ranked SLIGHTLY lower than SOME other nations? Facts have stronger agendas than any other combination of thought, as well as significant room for personal bias. Asymmetric information between the person knowledgeable of the fact, and the person receiving the fact cause this bias; ie it is fact that I am the tallest person in my room, it is also fact that I am the only person in this room, rendering the previously useful fact useless. Some survey's may only conduct tests on the educated, and since many developed countries have far less stringent education policies than the US this could potentially skew the data; as well as problems with random sampling. Lastly, America has adopted a highly forceful method to ensure that all children, of all backgrounds are enrolled in proper schooling with programs such as No Child Left Behind. So as it would seem, Americans are highly DIScontent with their “ignorance” and ironically, you seem to be the ignorant party on this particular subject. Sadly, European, you will probably never read this, and the few people that do read this will probably stop reading long before this point. Hopefully, someone will read this and consider what has been said; I hold an even higher hope that the person who does, at the very least, knows the difference between ignorant and stupid, as so few of the people that posted so far actually do. On a final note, to Andrew, the United States spends more money on healthcare than any other nation in the world. However, the life expectancy of American Citizens is strikingly average when compared to world figures. It's a bit of a conundrum that despite this, increasing healthcare spending seems to still be one of the most sought after changes by political lobbyists. Perhaps it is the incorrect handling of Catch 22′s such as this one that truly define our “ignorance” in the eyes of the world.
@ jerry
1. I think you meant ” 'their' own history”-before you insult a country that is far superior to your own, brush up on your grammar.
2. I have a hard time believing that a person of your stature, namely Canadian, could come close to being capable of naming any of the US's 50 states that don't share a border with your culturally-devoid excuse for a country.
3. I think nearly every American can name at least one founding father; school's mandatory here until age 16, and that's covered in the first grade curriculum. Make sure, when you finally come to your senses and decide to emigrate to the US, that you know at least one of the founders and the Pledge of Allegiance.
4. Without jumping to Wikipedia, who was Lord Stanley?
5. Refresh my memory, whose forces killed the world's most dangerous terrorist, eh?
You're an ignorant asshole. If you're going to be that judgmental of anyone who disagrees with you, you are not going to get far.
By the way, you didn't kill the world's most dangerous terrorist. All Canadians do not say 'eh?', you racist bastard. How can you behave that way and say that Canada is culturally devoid?
It's a shame that you have the answer to everything and you're just sitting on your ass online, trying to be clever.
Can you name every province of Canada? Is Wikipedia the only site you use to find information? It sure as hell is not mine. Do you have Canadian history sitting there in the back of your mind? How about India? How about China? How about France?
You're a fucking asshole. You put Americans to shame.
You're all losers. Just laugh and enjoy life… Don't criticize it. We're all dying anyway.
I think it's ridiculous how many people are bashing Americans. Not every American is stupid. The United States is one of the newest industrialized nations at only 234 years old. Other countries (like those in Europe) have had A LOT more time to work out their government programs. Ok, so our health care and capitalistic ideals are different; if you don't like it, don't live here. We're also a lot bigger than European countries. Maybe this means more dumbasses, big deal. You can find them everywhere, not just the United States.
No one gives a fuck about Canada eh?
To say that all Americans are stupid would be to say that all Africans have AIDS and everyone from the middle east is a terrorist. Sweeping generalizations, though sometimes true, are never appropriate.
may the 4th be with you
At least one of the answers was a British person. You can tell because he/she said my MUM irons my TROUSERS.
Go AMERICA!
I don't understand how some funny pictures of kids being silly on tests turns into an all-out internet world war…
Get a life “insight”
Most of those answers while wrong were very clever and amusing. They weren't given by stupid people. They were given by bored people… I remember my schooling so well.
These answers are hilarious! First and foremost I think you should all remember that. Second of all not all of these answers are from Americans. Obviously if you knew anything about culture and language you would understand that. You have to love ignorance in society…
Who's to even say all of these are from schools in America? We aren't the only country that takes tests in English, these could practically be from any country on this planet.
El hecho de que dice "mamá" y "Pantalones" no significa la británica, podría ser Australia, o tal vez algún otro país.
Estos son los tipos de respuestas de mi marido - que es muy brillante - se utiliza para escribir en sus pruebas. Yo diría que algunos de ellos podrían hacer reír a los maestros, por lo menos antes de que se rompió el frasco.
Obviamente, algunos de los que respondieron a estas pruebas se crió para hacer comentarios como estos ...
Bueno, todavía se encuentran a Osama.
EE.UU. EE.UU. EE.UU.
chicos ...
la mayoría de ellos son falsos,
superarlo.
Ser maestro es a mí mismo ... preguntas como éstas que mantienen a mi gabinete de licor llena
@ Insight-He leído todo el asunto y muy apreciada su visión mordaz. Y sí, ignorantes y tontos están lejos de ser sinónimos. Medios ignorantes que no saben un hecho específico, mientras que los medios no inteligente tonto (o la imposibilidad de hablar.) @ Jeremy-Niza irónica bisturí! Aunque el uso de Josh de la Amerika palabra puede haber sido intencional para sugerir una relación entre nuestro país y la antigua Unión Soviética, dando a entender el fascismo. @ Todos los países críticos de las generalizaciones-de barrido en todos los lados. ¿Acaso no somos todos los ciudadanos del mundo? Una comunidad global? Es posible que desee dejar de ser tan mezquinos y echar un vistazo a la parte superior de un calendario. Es 2011. Patrioterismo y el nacionalismo son cada vez menos relevantes, como las fronteras de nuestros respectivos países se están convirtiendo en "prácticamente" inexistente gracias a la World Wide Web. La información es poder y ya no puede ser suprimida. ¿Por qué no los seres humanos reconocen que las similitudes entre nosotros mismos son mayores que las diferencias? Un amor.
If these aren't fake, these are masterpieces.
In case you didn't realize, this page was meant to be for laughs.
The answers these test takers gave are not necessarily wrong. They're all just different answers to a question. So, get a life and quit being so jealous of the country that basically runs the world.
America is stupid. ¿En serio?
Maybe we are, but you say we know nothing about your history.
Neither do you.
Remember WWI?
How about WWII?
Yeah, we do.
The reason we know little about European history is because they forget how we saved them not once, but twice.
As far as knowing Canada's geography, why does that matter? How many Canadians know the Capital of Saudi Arabia? Maybe 1 out of the 10 people that live in Canada.
We may not be the smartest here in America, but we find solutions to problems. They're not always the best solutions. The poorest solution is better than no solution.
It gave me a lot of laughs. Especially the Find X. That's worth an A.
Gracias
Martijn
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Funny thing is i used to do that. What else are you going to do if you just CANNOT get the answer or just don't give a fuck.
These are real. Any teacher knows that.
They should not have used the term race for the malaysian question and I want to slap the boy who wrote “She's a woman” but the rest were pretty funny.
Laughed a lot thanks
yep, that's why i drink.
In Dutch:
Jawel, dat is de reden dat ik drink!
trouwens ook gewoon omdat het lekker is.
Esto es muy divertido tengo que admitir. I am a student and personally never put something stupid like that, but Ive seen kids put that and the teacher just flips XD
Yes and Fox News aka Hoax news is journalism
Pappy Bush wasn'ta nazi, Osama never receive weapons from the US etc…
Actually a lot of them aren't fake. I'ma teacher and a tutor and I get answers like this all time, particularly on the pretests I give to check content knowledge.
LOL LMAFO. FInd x…. Here it is. Thats my favorite.
looool she's a woman!
fake or not, i had a good chuckle with them.
Bobbert, have a feeling you're not a teacher if you think these are fake?…
These are hilarious, and if they're not real, they probably should be. I used to score essays for different states that used those kinds of questions that have many ways to answer, mostly incorrectly by the students, and they can come up with the funniest answers when they really don't have a clue what the answer is. My idea about teaching is that if they don't know the answer at least putting in something crazy or funny is better than leaving it blank, and showing that they are really airheads, and know nothing at all from their learning experience. If they didn't do this, you'd have nothing to chuckle about when you're grading their tests.
lol my math teacher showed the find x one to us it was super funny!
Who cares if they're fake – they're bloody funny.
I bet most of them are real to be honest. I used to teach Occupational Health and Safety and some of the answers I got were incredible – they were adults as well.
One of the best was a guy who was convinced that acne was an occupational disease of taxi-cab drivers.
There are some pretty good ones here. I used to think some responses were made up until I started working with high school students and noticed some of their clever responses. Take a look http://sillyresponses.blogspot.com/ – these are real responses from my real students
where the **** is the like button
OMG – I sooo needed this! I've saved my favorite rediculous responses over the years – Never tire of them – always a laugh! ¡Gracias!
the one with the blue graph lines is fake to me…unless they like traced it or something…and blocked it out with white paper so it would be clear …smh.
keysuhrada….. who the hell cares? it was funny anyway.
Real or not…this was too funny! I find it hilarious because there have got to be some stories that k-12 teachers have got to share that would attest to the ridiculous answer they see on exams and assignments.
I think some of these pics are fake, but anyway they are awesome
I should go find the test where a student of mine identified Greenland as “China” and a lake in Upper Mongolia as “Benito Mussolini.” And this was a JUNIOR. In UNIVERSITY. Dios nos ayude.
@ Miss D: I hope to god you're not an English teacher, that would be rIdiculous.
hahahahahahaha
Tan divertido! I know what I'm answering on my science fill in the blank tests: Because thats how God made it!
LMFAO. “She's a woman.”
Hahahahaha, I use to do this kinda stuff on tests in high school! Improv ftw!
All of you seriously need to stop complaining about today's youth. People always comment about how lazy teenagers have become. For some, this is true, but the teenagers are dealing with a course load that is extremely difficult in comparison to the majority of what you adults have been taught. Perhaps, it makes you all feel better about your own lives by complaining about ours.
In twenty years of teaching middle school English, social studies, and gifted ed., the funniest one I ever came across was the sweet, sincere effort by one of my more spelling- challenged 7th graders on her states test: Along the East Coast of the US it seems we are blessed with Penisvana and Vagina. Evidently the Mason-Dixon Line was some early form of birth control. And no, I am NOT making this up and her spelling miscues were totally honest.
I live in jersey and my teacher was the best because he drank alot… all the time… I think even in class
Hey guys i like arguing too.
This was funny. The comments, well, they were not. It seems a lot of people were anxious to give their opinion, and there seems also to be a divide between generations. I don't understand it and I think it's really sad that so many youth are disappointed in the adults around them and so many adults disappointed in the youth. I don't see much of a difference from my youth. I do, however, believe that it's the school systems that are failing, but the kids are doing all they can to make it anyway. And I wish them the best of luck, because they'll need it. We've really screwed the pooch as far as the economy goes, and I hope there's some genius CREATIVE THINKER (like the kids who wrote these answers) that can get our tails out of the fire.
BTW “Amerika” is a derogatory way of spelling America that is intentional, and is meant to embody the presumed ignorance of the average American citizen, from what I can gather. I've seen it many times, always in a negative comment, usually on a blog post like this one… Just thought I'd mention that.
just putting it out there that these kids aren't stupid. they are likely on par with the rest of their peers actually. they are only lazy and/or are just having some fun. for all you know these are just on some test at the end of the year that the kid didnt even need to pass.
This is hilarious. I have read every single comment and,with the exception ofJesse and Josh, everyone is more concerned with attacking Europeans than defending America. There are a few unbelievably stupid people in America. Not all are completely stupid, I get that. But Josh is fluent in at least two languages. So what if his grammar is not as good as someone who has been speaking English for 14 years, give him a break? English is quite possibly the hardest language to learn as a second language. I speak Irish and English and I still get the two mixed up having started learning both roughly 12 years ago. Languages are difficult to master! As a general rule, I have found that Americans from inner cities are more stupid than those from upper class areas. I have found the same problem with English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish etc. The common denominator does not appear to be Americans. Granted, you`re secondary level schools seem inferior to our ones, but anyone who goes to these schools and puts in effort, will prevail! This is the same everywhere. Children of this generation are becoming lazier? The rejection of knowledge is stupidity to me. That`s pretty much all I have to say.
Europeans- Give Americans a break.
Americans- Give Europeans a break.
I am a teacher. I think that these answers are creative, but they would so not get credit in my classroom. I would applaud their efforts and laugh with them about it, but some of these things are unacceptable answers. I don't think kids write all these things down because teachers have been negligent, I think sometimes they don't take the time to listen to what we are trying to teach them. Not that all teachers are perfect or even good. The children of today are not lazy nor stupid they are creative to say the least. Children today are more infatuated with what goes on in the world then what we teach in the classroom. I don't think a bunch of Americans should be trashing our next generations, they will one day be our leaders.
Why does every post have to have people trying to sound smarter than one another. You people are ridiculous. Try just enjoying the comedy of it all and move on. I don't care if you think there's a hidden meaning in it. I don't care who has better grammar. Get off your computer and read a book, or cure cancer if you're so smart. I'm sick of seeing stuck up faggots (sorry to the gay community, but that's the only way I could describe these people) post stupid rebuttals against each other. You're smart, I get it. Cock suckers! Now you got me posting stuff and I never do. Just stick with what you mostly do on the computer and jack off.
Disclaimer: I have no regard whatsoever for my grammar in this post. Do not attack my grammar as opposed to my comment because as a former debater that will just piss me off and make you look stupid.
Firstly, I'd like to say that some of the people are right, youth now seem not to give two shits about education and yes the education system in the US have drastically dropped in efficiency. But let's be real, this isn't anything new, there is a general culture of anti-intellectualism in our country among ALL US citizens, not just the youth. Of course, it would be a sweeping generalization to say that most of the people in our country are unintelligent fucks, but let's not criticize to the youth while half the politicians are hanging on to their common sense by a string.
And how can you really blame kids for not caring about their education when the majority of them are put aside or ignored. If they aren't upper middle class white kids who are seen as 'the future of our country' very little of this countries resources or care is given to them. I was fortunate enough to see both realities, I went to a terribly funded overcrowded public school and also went to an elite nationally renowned all girls private school. In both places I saw students with the drive to learn and absorb everything around them, the difference was as opposed to the public school, the private school (which was 25k a year) actually had the resources and impetus to foster and facilitate that drive. No wonder the majority of students in the public school system don't know where the Pacific ocean is on the map, half the schools can't afford them, and if they can, they are outdated and inefficient when there are 30+ students in the class room.
Also, in response to the parent comment, sure parents are a large part of the success of an educational system, but let's be honest here the schools and teachers have a large responsibility to FOSTER that relationship between the family and the school. You can't expect all parents to come from an educationally enriched background, and you also can't put the educational success of the student on the parent. An inspired and passionate teacher can make up for a lack of parental guidance and there are plenty of students who are successful in school independent of their parents involvement in their education. In my opinion most of the responsibility of academic success, even at a young age, lies with the school and the teachers if it didn't then we wouldn't need schools.
Oh, and I'd like to say that just because most kids can't recite the Declaration of Independence by heart or place all the states on the map doesn't mean kids are stupid. Sure, it's unfortunate that some very basic things like Geography and grammar are not being stressed in schools but think of the other things that we students can do that older generations can't. How many Boomers and Gen Xers can create their own website, or Photoshop pictures to look almost professional. Other than the 30 to 40 somethings that get paid to do that sort of thing, most wouldn't know how. But ask your average suburban sixth grader to make an excel worksheet for you or an power point presentation with graphics, videos, hyperlinks, and animation they probably could and would think you were dumb for asking.
Our strengths are different, technology in our forte, but don't make sweeping generalizations about our doomed youth when there are so many variable to consider that affect educational opportunities and changing ideas of what is valuable knowledge.
And in a buisness world, what's more valuable to know? How to put together a professional presentation or a spreadsheet, or knowing wherer Bosnia and Herzegovina is on a map?
Although Josh certainly made a poor case for his arguments by relying too much on rants and insults, I must point out that he is attempting to bring attention to the fact that American education is sadly neglected in many schools/areas which has in fact led to unimaginable numbers of students, particularly current teens, who are unaccountably ignorant of basic subjects, skills, and intellectual maturity that is so crucial in the competitive markets of the world, not to mention the success of every individual human being in life. However, much more damage is done to the quality of the mind of the average American citizen by the materialistic shallow culture and media of the US than the failures of the education system.
Hey I'm not here to argue over who's smart or dumb. I'm just wondering if anyone has links to more of these hilarious answers. Please don't critizie my grammar or spelling. It's the internet and I hardly give a rats ass. Gracias!
Im so glad my teachers all had senses of humor and gave me points or at least marked a “haha” “very funny” etc etc for whizzy answers or hilarious art work to accompany my test. Its called being out of the box people, reminders that we aren't drones being pushed through an educational system, we are human. Although I know how frowned upon that can be by a lot of teachers..
Damn seems like I missed some funny arguments here xD
I love how this turned into something that has nothing to do with the witty responses from students….
these all come from a published book “F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers”
Wow, you guys.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” – Albert Einstein.
One mistake does not make someone stupid. Yes, there are grammar mistakes and spelling mistakes in these posts. Do you know why? It's the internet, no one really gives a fuck. If spelling mistakes are all you can find wrong with an argument, then you're pretty stupid yourself.
Give everyone a fucking chance. Besides, I guarantee that these are kids who were just fucking around because they didn't study.
Also, I think it's okay that teachers drink. Teachers are just people; some teachers drink and some architects drink. They don't need to feel ashamed or reconsider their entire lives and career paths simply because they get stressed and perhaps turn to alcohol while stressed.
Also, fuck you if all you can find wrong with my arguments is a couple grammar mistakes, fowl language, and spelling errors. Ask anyone who scores AP exams and they will tell you content gets you more points than structure.
Last but not least, I repeat: It's the fucking internet, no one gives a damn. Get over yourselves.
Or, for those of you who can only comprehend simple arguments: Its teh fuckin' interwebz, no1 gives a dam. get ov'r urselves.
(I did that last bit on purpose, my brain cells didn't suddenly rot. Get on with your lives.)
Estoy de acuerdo. The fact that they nitpicked the shit out of the grammar is because he made a valid point. And what to people do when someone tells them what's what and they have no witty come-back? The attack the person.
I personally love the use of your fucking “fowl” language. Got 'the bird' pun 'flipped' right in there.
And everyone that attacks GRAMARZ on teh interbuts is a fucking HIPPOcrit. YOU ALL STILL USE THE FUCKING ACRONYM 'LOL' WITHOUT ITS RESPECTIVE PERIOD BREAKS. JUST FUCKING SAY HAHAHA YOU TWATS.
classic. these never get old
Excelente colección! Me gustaría leer algo como esto, todo el día,