Working in the IT Services Industry

1. We work in weird shifts and weird hours… Like prostitutes

2. They pay you to make the client happy… Like a prostitute

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny… Like a prostitute

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams… Like a prostitute

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you… Like a prostitute

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed….. Like a prostitute

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell… Like a prostitute

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you… Like a prostitute

9. When people ask you about your Job, you have difficulties to explain it… Like a prostitute

10. Every day when you wake up, you say: I’M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS”….. Like a prostitute

All jokes aside, I really enjoy my job and wouldn’t want to do anything else. However I am sure there will be some folks in the industry who can identify with the above :)



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4 Responses to “Working in the IT Services Industry”

  1. 4
    Francis Hunt Says:

    I work in the nursing area – this is transferable one-to-one for us too! :-)

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    Brian R. Hickey Says:

    Way to succeed?

    Become a mo-f***ing P-I-M-P!

  3. 2
    Kent Says:

    Clever – thanks.

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    Hacques Says:

    *cough* LOLOLOLOLLLL This joke is so ME! Nothing wrong with every points! Brilliant!

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