Dizzy-Dee's deliciously delightful, dainty and dangerous, daring and dazzling dark dungeon - home of the cake in a cup

Working in the IT Services Industry

1. We work in weird shifts and weird hours… Like prostitutes

2. They pay you to make the client happy… Like a prostitute

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny… Like a prostitute

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams… Like a prostitute

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you… Like a prostitute

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed….. Like a prostitute

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell… Like a prostitute

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you… Like a prostitute

9. When people ask you about your Job, you have difficulties to explain it… Like a prostitute

10. Every day when you wake up, you say: I’M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS”….. Like a prostitute

All jokes aside, I really enjoy my job and wouldn’t want to do anything else. However I am sure there will be some folks in the industry who can identify with the above :)

Comments

comments

Powered by Facebook Comments

4 Comments

  1. January 4, 2011    

    *cough* LOLOLOLOLLLL This joke is so ME! Nothing wrong with every points! Brilliant!

  2. January 31, 2011    

    Clever – thanks.

  3. February 4, 2011    

    Way to succeed?

    Become a mo-f***ing P-I-M-P!

  4. February 16, 2011    

    I work in the nursing area – this is transferable one-to-one for us too! :-)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *