1. Aspire to be Barbie – the b!tch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt … a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. In need of a support group – Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else’s ex boyfriend!
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Terrific, funny, and so true!
Haha, funny, I like it..