ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead..
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction .
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
and last but not least…..
WRINKLES
Something other people have, similar to my character lines
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you’ve been thinking for a long time. I love it .All of them
These are replies I would tell a child if they asked me what a certain one is. ( Except the ones they obviously wouldn’t understand). These are great!
Skeleton… ewwwwwwwwwwww
how about tomorrow never die in relation with your ‘tomorrow’ meaning ?
Good creative work! Wish I could think of something witty to respond!
Laughter: An interior convulsion producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises.
Love
An insatiable desire to be insatiably desired
Any bird could qualify as something you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Also what about fish, you have caviar……….