A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What seems to be the problem”? “I’m out of gas”. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. “Try it now,” said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. “Wow!” the man exclaimed. “What did you put in my gas tank?” The bee answered, “BP”.
A Lame Joke For A Lazy Wednesday
May 2nd, 2007 | Dizzy Dee, Jokes










4 comments ↓
haha, at least it made me smile, thanks
OOH, still it made me smile…(-;
Ha! Made me laugh
I see you’re twittering now – very cool!
please check this out, i’m biased but think it’s hilarious
http://typingisnotactivism.wordpress.com/2007/05/03/john-howards-integrity-ruled-non-existent-by-ebay/
4 beers walk into a bar and get drunk
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