Comments on: Answering Machine Sayings http://www.dizzy-dee.com/jokes/answering-machine-sayings?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=answering-machine-sayings Dizzy-Dee's deliciously delightful, dainty and dangerous, daring and dazzling dark dungeon... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:52:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Dalton http://www.dizzy-dee.com/jokes/answering-machine-sayings/comment-page-1#comment-4203 Dalton Sun, 31 May 2009 14:17:24 +0000 http://www.dizzy-dee.com/?p=853#comment-4203 " you know what sucks caller I.d. That's how I knew it was you and that's why I didn't awnser Well you got this far so you might as well leave a mesage and I will listen to it if your lucky.(pause) I won't call back.... ” you know what sucks caller I.d. That’s how I knew it was you and that’s why I didn’t awnser
Well you got this far so you might as well leave a mesage and I will listen to it if your lucky.(pause) I won’t call back….

]]> By: mouseclone http://www.dizzy-dee.com/jokes/answering-machine-sayings/comment-page-1#comment-1878 mouseclone Mon, 12 May 2008 18:57:40 +0000 http://www.dizzy-dee.com/?p=853#comment-1878 "You mission if you choose to accept it is to hang up the phone right now. This answering machine is bugged. Your handset will self destruct at the sound of the tone." “You mission if you choose to accept it is to hang up the phone right now. This answering machine is bugged. Your handset will self destruct at the sound of the tone.”

]]> By: abraxas http://www.dizzy-dee.com/jokes/answering-machine-sayings/comment-page-1#comment-1877 abraxas Mon, 12 May 2008 10:29:51 +0000 http://www.dizzy-dee.com/?p=853#comment-1877 I like 12!!!!!! I like 12!!!!!!

]]> By: Manel http://www.dizzy-dee.com/jokes/answering-machine-sayings/comment-page-1#comment-1871 Manel Sun, 04 May 2008 17:54:16 +0000 http://www.dizzy-dee.com/?p=853#comment-1871 Hahaha! Nice one! Mine is "Hey its Manel....[pause].....what the h*ck do you want?!" :p Hahaha! Nice one! Mine is “Hey its Manel….[pause]…..what the h*ck do you want?!” :p

]]> By: CrAzY Working Mom http://www.dizzy-dee.com/jokes/answering-machine-sayings/comment-page-1#comment-1870 CrAzY Working Mom Sat, 03 May 2008 19:37:08 +0000 http://www.dizzy-dee.com/?p=853#comment-1870 Heh, those are pretty good! :) Heh, those are pretty good! :)

]]> By: Beth http://www.dizzy-dee.com/jokes/answering-machine-sayings/comment-page-1#comment-1856 Beth Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:26:16 +0000 http://www.dizzy-dee.com/?p=853#comment-1856 I just love #10! I just love #10!

]]> By: BioTecK http://www.dizzy-dee.com/jokes/answering-machine-sayings/comment-page-1#comment-1855 BioTecK Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:39:56 +0000 http://www.dizzy-dee.com/?p=853#comment-1855 Haha!! And just to be original... I don't even use my answering machine!! :D I have it turned off! ;) Haha!! And just to be original… I don’t even use my answering machine!! :D I have it turned off! ;)

]]> By: yoshi http://www.dizzy-dee.com/jokes/answering-machine-sayings/comment-page-1#comment-1854 yoshi Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:25:32 +0000 http://www.dizzy-dee.com/?p=853#comment-1854 Ha! those are great! :D Here's one my old roommate and I really used: "Sorry we can't get to the phone right now. If you're from work, please leave a message. If you're friends or family, please keep on talking, we'll pick up!" Ha! those are great! :D Here’s one my old roommate and I really used:

“Sorry we can’t get to the phone right now. If you’re from work, please leave a message. If you’re friends or family, please keep on talking, we’ll pick up!”

]]> By: tom http://www.dizzy-dee.com/jokes/answering-machine-sayings/comment-page-1#comment-1851 tom Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:35:31 +0000 http://www.dizzy-dee.com/?p=853#comment-1851 "we know who you are and what you want" I love that one !! “we know who you are and what you want” I love that one !!

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