Blonde Joke
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave . I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who’s blond) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “CRAZY” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing?” I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.” I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her “…And where do you think you’re going?”
(You’re gonna love this…..)
She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark.”
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As the manager passed the blonde’s cubicle, he noticed she was sobbing. He asked, “What’s the matter?” She replied, “I just learned that my mother died this morning.” The boss felt sorry for her. “Go one home and take the day off.” “Thanks, but I’d rather stay here and work to keep my mind off it.” He agreed she stayed on. A couple of hours later, he checked in on her and found her crying hysterically. “Now what? Are you okay? Are you sure you don’t want to go home?” he asked. “No!” exclaimed the blonde. “I just spoke with my sister and got more terrible news: her mother died, too!”