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Don’t Fly Me - I’m Gay!

It has been reported that an employee for Ansett Australia (Airlines), who happened to have the last name of Gay, got on a plane recently using the company’s ‘Free Flight’ offer for staff. However, when Mr Gay tried to take his seat, he found it being occupied by a fare paying passenger.
So, not to make a fuss, he simply chose another seat. Unknown to Mr Gay, another Ansett flight at the airport experienced mechanical problems. The passengers of this flight were being re-routed to various other airplanes. A few were put on My Gay’s flight and anyone who was holding a “free” ticket was being “bumped”. Ansett officials, armed with a list of these “freebee” ticket holders boarded the plane, as is the practice, to remove them in favor of fare paying passengers. Of course, our Mr Gay was not sitting in his assigned seat as you may remember. So when the Ticket Agent approached the seat where Mr Gay was supposed to be sitting, she asked a startled customer: “Are you gay?”. The man, shyly nodded that he was, at which point she demanded: “Then you have to get off the plane.” Mr Gay, overhearing what the Agent had said, tried to clear up the situation” You’ve got the wrong man. I’m Gay!” This caused an angry third passenger t yell “Hell! I’m gay too! They can’t kick us all off!” Confusion reined as more and more passengers began yelling that Ansett had no right to remove gays from their flights.
It is reported that Ansett have refused to comment on the incident.

Original Article from Boreme.com

Ansett Airlines Don't Fly Gay People

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8 Comments so far

  1. psychodaisy September 7th, 2006 9:29 pm

    Oh my that was a good read. :)

  2. Beth September 8th, 2006 10:37 pm

    I feel bad for the airline employee. That must have been a rough day.

  3. Nicola September 12th, 2006 4:51 pm

    Blog Mad hit ………..

    That must have been chaos !

  4. Living in Canberra September 13th, 2006 3:35 pm

    Must be an old story … Ansett collapsed and went out of business about 4 or 5 years ago.

  5. FlatGreg September 15th, 2006 6:32 pm

    too funny! Visiting from 25 peeps.

  6. Trace September 16th, 2006 8:56 pm

    The passengers must’ve had a good laugh once everything was sorted out! hehe +o)

  7. Sad Cold Day October 10th, 2006 11:50 am

    So gay ARE allowed to fly. I just won $20.
    I’m so happy…..or is it, im so gay???
    Think about that one.

  8. Philip Munce October 11th, 2006 11:50 am

    I wonder if it was just an urban legend though. But then again knowing us Australians it’s probably right. It’s a little known fact about down under, but if you give one of us a badge we become the sheriff, so I could see that scenario happening.

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