Project BABY Job Analysis; Which One Are You?
1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
7. Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby
10. Team Lead is a person actually knows how many men and women required to deliver the baby , but will not tell anyone
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I don’t think I fit in any ,one, category..If I had to pick I’d be a “tester” and just test and test and test again…, certainly I’d like to test the Process.