The Mom Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away
from her and I asked her not to do that.

“Why?” my daughter asked.

“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s
dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
“Momma, how do you know all this stuff. You are so smart.”

I was thinking quickly, “All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mom Test.
You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mom.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. “Oh…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you
don’t pass the test you have to be the dad.”

”Exactly,” I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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3 comments on The Mom Test

  1. Meg Peurasaari says:

    Cuuute!

  2. yuko says:

    this is really cute!

  3. this really cute i did that befor but my mom did not see me so i put it back down because i know it had gearms so i put it in the garbich and i walked away and rode my bike i almost put it in my mouth but i didn’t because that is nasty very very very very very very very very very very very very very much.don’t do that o.kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk man ok than bye tahjanae lynn lofton