Dear Mother-in-Law Please don’t try to tell me how to raise my kids I’m married to one of yours and believe me there’s room for improvement! Sincerely Your daughter -in-Law //default pop-under house ad url infinityads_enable_pop = true; infinityads_adhere_opt=’left’; infinityads_frequencyCap =-1; durl = ”; infinityads_layer_border_color = ”; infinityads_layer_ad_bg = ”;…
The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from an urologist The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When…
1. We work in weird shifts and weird hours… Like prostitutes 2. They pay you to make the client happy… Like a prostitute 3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny… Like a prostitute 4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams……
BLAMESTORMING Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves SALMON DAY The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only…
