Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

Fun things to do on the Gautrain bus

 

Since I’ve been using the Gautrain & Gautrain buses, I’ve realized why people end up doing these strange things. Not that I have build up the courage to do anything like it yet, but I can see that you get bored if you don’t have company! So if you are…

Why Hitler Lost The War

 

Why Hitler lost the war: Scissors beat paper!

Letter To Mother-In-Law

 

Dear Mother-in-Law Please don’t try to tell me how to raise my kids I’m married to one of yours and believe me there’s room for improvement! Sincerely Your daughter -in-Law //default pop-under house ad url infinityads_enable_pop = true; infinityads_adhere_opt=’left’; infinityads_frequencyCap =-1; durl = ”; infinityads_layer_border_color = ”; infinityads_layer_ad_bg = ”;…

Variations On Murphy’s Law

 

The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from an urologist The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When…

Working in the IT Services Industry

 

1. We work in weird shifts and weird hours… Like prostitutes 2. They pay you to make the client happy… Like a prostitute 3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny… Like a prostitute 4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams……