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Best Jobs In The World

Dizzy Dee — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:40:52 +0000

While most people work a normal 8 – 5 job, boring office work, police force, teachers, bankers and the list goes on. These are the things which we usually “want to be when we grow up”…

There’s a whole WORLD filled with unbelievably fascinating jobs which we hardly ever hear about!!

I’ve found this list at Oddee, please share if there are more which you wouldn’t mind swapping your career with

Paradise island caretaker (&blogger)
Luxury bed tester
Resort waterslide tester
Professional prostitute tester
Wine tester and blogger
Candy taster
Condom tester
World of Warcraft Tester
Director of Fun at a museum (age 6)
Bike rider-photographer for Google Maps

Funny how most of these jobs involve testing something… If you could choose ANYTHING, what would be your dream job?Â I’m not too sure what mine would be, but I’m sure it would involve blogging!!!

On The Job Hazards

Dizzy Dee — Fri, 22 May 2009 10:38:45 +0000

Think of an astronaut. The picture in your head is most likely of someone super-fit, super-intelligent, and super-adventurous. But now there’s something that wasn’t in the original job description: on missions, astronauts now drink recycled urine. Doesn’t sound particularly appetizing, does it? But there’s that element to most jobs. Think of what a surgeon, a daycare assistant, a dentist or a plumber has to deal with every day. In short, there’s no job on earth that only has a glamorous side. That’s why it’s called a job and they pay you. If it were all fun and games, you’d be paying them. Anyone for a trip to the moon?

Source:Â Health24

Health Concerns For Computer Slaves

Dizzy Dee — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:41:47 +0000

I’ve been working in front of computer for 8 hours a day – sometimes more, for the past few years. I realize that the monitor isn’t doing my eyes any good, but what can I do? Its my job! I got glasses a while back – specifically to relieve the glare from my monitor, but now I get a headache from the glasses on my nose.

I can wear sunglasses without a problem, but they don’t have those grip things on my nose. Oh well, maybe I should’ve tried a different type of frame – maybe I will try to change that at a later stage…Â I might even try ZenniOptical, as I hear they have affordable prescription glasses available.

These days there are so many jobs which require you to spend half your life in front of a computer monitor, that its not even funny to see so many people wearing eyeglasses.

Computer jobs also affect your back, i.e. the way you sit in front of your computer could seriously damage your back, neck and shoulders, and visibly affect your posture. I know that its a problem for me, and though I try to keep it in mind, I still catch myself sitting with my shoulders slumped forward. Slouching becomes such a habit, that trying to correct your posture may even be painful!!

I’ve seen some exercises in a local newspaper, which was so ridiculously hillarious – there’s no WAY that I would do that in the office, in front of my co-workers!!Â Still, they had a point – excercise is extremely important, and could really help in correcting your posture, or keeping you from falling into a habit of slouching.

I also realize that there’s a horde more health concerns for the computer bound generation, but I hardly have the time and the space to write about it now… Â I’ll have to do a sequel!!

Top Things You Wish You Could Say At Work

Dizzy Dee — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:19:15 +0000

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.
3. How about “never”? Is “never” good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
5. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ah, I see the f***-up fairy has visited us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
10. Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
12. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
16. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
17. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
18. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
20. No, my powers can only be used for good.
21. I’m really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
22. You sound reasonable…time to up my medication.
23. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
24. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
25. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
26. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
27. My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!