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Part I of this can be found at http://www.dizzy-dee.com/comedy/pregnancy-tips-for-dummies
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Pregnancy tips for Dummies
A friend of mine had this on his blog and I found it again after a few years and it still makes me chuckle.
No idea who the original artist is but kudos to them.
Part II over at http://www.dizzy-dee.com/comedy/funny-childcare-for-dummies
Letter To Mother-In-Law
Dear Mother-in-Law
Please don’t try to tell me how to raise my kids
I’m married to one of yours and believe me there’s room for improvement!
Sincerely
Your daughter -in-Law
Variations On Murphy’s Law
The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from an urologist
The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last
The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead
The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse
Wailer’s Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense
Heeler’s Law: The first myth of management is that it exists
Osborne’s Law: Variables won’t; constants aren’t
Main’s Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government programme
I received this in an e-mail from a friend, and just couldn’t resist posting. Please let me know if you are the original author so that I can give credit.
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