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Best Jobs In The World

Dizzy Dee — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:40:52 +0000

While most people work a normal 8 – 5 job, boring office work, police force, teachers, bankers and the list goes on. These are the things which we usually “want to be when we grow up”…

There’s a whole WORLD filled with unbelievably fascinating jobs which we hardly ever hear about!!

I’ve found this list at Oddee, please share if there are more which you wouldn’t mind swapping your career with

Paradise island caretaker (&blogger)
Luxury bed tester
Resort waterslide tester
Professional prostitute tester
Wine tester and blogger
Candy taster
Condom tester
World of Warcraft Tester
Director of Fun at a museum (age 6)
Bike rider-photographer for Google Maps

Funny how most of these jobs involve testing something… If you could choose ANYTHING, what would be your dream job?Â I’m not too sure what mine would be, but I’m sure it would involve blogging!!!

2009 Comes To An End

Dizzy Dee — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:22:17 +0000

Amidst all the festivities and holiday spirit in the air, I am working -Â Sad as it may seem I actually enjoyed it so far.Â I managed to catch up with some long delayed admin work, and feel so good having completed it.

I don’t have anything planned yet for Monday except one client meeting (Yes, I was also surprised to find a client who’s still working at THIS TIME of the year!!), but I am actually glad, and hope to wrap up a couple more things on this project before year end!

Why am I working this time of year when the office is very close to empty?Â I am saving my leave for next year, when we will hopefully go for a long beach holiday, while everyone else is working!!

We don’t have any plans for the time between Christmas & New Year, but will probably spend time with the families which I prefer.Â The beaches are too crowded, the roads too dangerous, and most people will be drunk.Â I guess by saying most, I am exaggerating, but there are a lot of intoxicated individuals in public places this time of year, and I have a bit of an aversion to people who can’t contain themselves.

What are you doing over the festive season?

Accidents At Work…

Dizzy Dee — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:44:48 +0000

Have you ever had to deal with Accident Claims at work?Â While I was in England, working in a vegetable & salad factory, I cut my finger whilst trying to prep lettuce… It was a disaster. We worked on a production line, and when the supervisor saw my blood all over the place she was close to hysterical. LOL

She yelled at everyone to stop working, in the typical high pitched voice with British accent which I’d come to know so well, and even become fond of.Â The panic stricken staff all put down their knives obediently, then stood at least a meter away from the line, which was already stopped after the supervisor had hit the emergency stop button.Â Most of the staff being Iraqi or Indian, and not always understanding the Brits so easily, they didn’t quite know what had happened, but they knew there was blood, and that the supevisor was yelling – not a good combination.Â The supervisor was an over weight woman, that somewhat resembled a man, as she had a beard (unshaved), and every now and again you could see her mustache surfacing (she shaved that).Â People were scared of her really.Â Petrified might be a better way to describe this.

Luckily I worked on the line with a lot of friends, one of who was nice enough to escort me to the first aid room. He had to support me while walking though, as I felt a little faint – I can’t handle the site of blood My boyfriend walked about 100 meters from us while we were on our way to the first aid room, and though we waved at him, he just waved back. LOL. I wonder why it never occurred to him that something strange was going on, since I was walking whilst literally hanging on to another guy. LOL. I guess he really must have trusted me?

I’m terribly scared of getting stitches, but when I got to the first aid room, they said I needed to go to the hospital. STITCHES. I was so panicky, but eventually agreed to go. Good thing they only gave me sterri-strips instead, but I had to brave myself for a tetanus injection.

Accidents at work happen so quickly. I never planned to cut myself, promise. I was however booked off for 2 weeks (for cutting my finger?), and I got compensated by the factory, firstly for injury at work, and then I still got my salary.

In South Africa I don’t think it works like that. You’d need to have yourself insured specifically for something like that. If you’ve had an accident at work, and you weren’t insured for it, you can always turn to KeyPoint legal services, as they special in helping people claim for accidents like these.

Top Things You Wish You Could Say At Work

Dizzy Dee — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:19:15 +0000

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.
3. How about “never”? Is “never” good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
5. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ah, I see the f***-up fairy has visited us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
10. Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
12. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
16. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
17. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
18. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
20. No, my powers can only be used for good.
21. I’m really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
22. You sound reasonable…time to up my medication.
23. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
24. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
25. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
26. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
27. My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!

My Green Wedding

Dizzy Dee — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:37:12 +0000

I’m going to drive you crazy these next two months. I’m counting the days till our wedding, and today is exactly 2 months. There are still so many things that need to be done, but in the end it will all work out well, right? Right.

I cannot believe how quickly the time has gone by so far. Though we have done a lot as well, it seems there’s still a mountain in front of us. We’ve completed the invites, some have even been sent out. We’ve completed the table overlays, and the top of my dress is finished (and BEAUTIFUL).

The colour I have chosen is green. Its a strange kind of almost lime green, but a bit less bright, and a bit more rich… I will scan a piece in to show you.

The invites are also a white & green combination, which I absolutely love. As you can probably tell, I love green. Its just so ‘alive’. We’re combining it with white – a lot of white! White roses, white chair covers and white table cloths.

I never imagined that planning a wedding could be so much work, but here I am, discovering it all for myself! Tomorrow evening I’m going to have my trial make up, and I’m really excited about it! Hold thumbs that I like it

For now, I gotta get my mind of wedding stuff, and remember that I’m still trying to have a normal life …