For all my fellow SIMS fans, SIMS 3 is soon to be released – June 2nd, its supposed to be on the shelves!! I’m extremely curious to see what they’ve come up with, and cannot wait to get my hands on it.
In the meantime, if you’re as bored with the old SIMS as me, here are some ways to kill your SIMS…
Electrocution. Really too random to be an effective murder tool. If a Sim with no Mechanical points attempts to repair an appliance, the result is almost always fatal. There is also a 1% chance of electrocution while changing a light bulb, regardless of Mechanical skill. This death can only affect family members, not neighbours or most NPC’s. Sims can also be electrocuted if they attempt to use an electric appliance while they are standing in water. This CAN kill neighbours and NPC’s.
Guinea Pig Disease. Again, another death that’s fairly random. If you don’t take proper care of the guinea pig, it may bite and infect your Sim with the dreaded Guinea Pig Disease. Unless steps are taken, the Sim will die from it. The disease apparently does not affect neighbors or NPC’s. The disease starts as mild cold, with minor coughing and the occasional sneeze, gradually progressing to a major illness, and eventually death. See below for cures, if you want to save your Sims for some weird reason.
Woodworkers Disease. One of the rarest deaths, continuously operating the woodworking table in a room with no windows may result in a Sim becoming ill. Cures are probably similar to those for the Guinea Pig Disease. This disease probably does not affect neighbors or NPC’s.
Spontaneous Combustion. The most extremely rare form of Sim death. I’ve only heard of this one, and never seen it. There is no known cause. The Sim just randomly bursts into flames. It is unknown if neighbors or NPC’s can suffer from this.
Slurm Overdose. The Slurm Vending Machine (It’s highly addictive!) is a download available on the Internet, it does not come with the Sims. It’s a fairly cheap vending machine, a mere $100. However, if your Sim drinks too much Slurm, he/she will double over in pain, collapse, and die. This may affect neighbors, but probably will not affect NPC’s.
Starve them. Remove all fridges, phones, anything that’s a way of getting your Sim fed. Removing the phone is important, because otherwise your Sims will keep calling for pizza (or Chinese after you have University). Your Sim will whine, cry, and yell at you for not feeding them, but ignore it. After they whine and cry for awhile, they’ll curl up into a ball and die.
Death via broken elevator.
This one took me a while to discover, as I hadn’t really made use of the extra building tools that came with the Open For Business expansion pack. The advent of elevators, however, has ‘opened new doors’ in the death arena. If you’ve got no handy mechanical Sims in your house (and are too cheap to hire a repairman), a poorly repaired elevator can send your Sim plummeting to his or her death in a quick trip to the bottom floor. Just like a bad soap opera.
Fire – rocket. You know those really cool outdoor rockets you can buy? Ever set one up inside? With lots of carpets surrounding it? And your Sim in the middle?
Burn them. Get a Sim that is bad at cooking. Buy the cheapest stove – or even better, a microwave. Cook a big dinner. Then let it burn away. For maximum effect, fill the room with wooden furniture and plants, and delete the door. Remember to remove any fire alarms, as this will automatically call the fire brigade. If all of your Sims are good cooks, buy the decoration that shoots fire. You can find it in Decorative/Misc. Simply place it adjacent to any item in the room, including your Sim.
Buy a fireplace and a heart-shaped rug. Place the rug in front of the fireplace and light a fire. Before long, the rug will catch fire. You can also buy a rug made of flowers, found in the Decorative/Misc. section
Fire Storm. The absolute most spectacular way to commit mass-murder. Simply place rugs through a room, so that the rugs overlap each other. Leave one square uncovered. Then place the model rocket launcher in the room. When someone launches a rocket, it will land in that one empty square and the entire room will ignite at once. The number of flames appearing could potentially crash a slower computer, so try not to make the fire too big. Because you can easily kill a dozen or more Sims at once, it may take the Grim Reaper several minutes to collect all the dead. This will kill anything in the room, including neighbors and NPC’s.
Drown them. Get a pool with no ladder, just a diving board. Make your Sim jump into it. They will soon drown. Or, if you have Seasons, tell them to jump into the pool; you won’t need a diving board. A relative can’t plead with the grim reaper because they can’t access the death site, so the drowned Sim has no opportunity to be revived.
Do a double whammy. Create a family of about 8 Sims and just put them on a lot. No house, nothing else and just hit that fast-forward key until the grim reaper shows up. Once everyone’s dead, exit, but do not bulldoze the lot. Place another family on the lot (feel free to build a house this time if you like). Do this often enough and you will have a lot full of urns and tombstones in no time.
Watch clouds/stargaze without a telescope. If you wait long enough, a satellite will fall down and crush your Sim.
Make them talk on the phone a long time. Each time they use the phone (not the cell phone that comes with University) there is a small chance the phone will burst into flames. This only works if they are cooking in a different room.
Scare your sim to death. After you’ve killed all of the other Sims, their ghosts may very well scare the living daylights out of your survivors.
Allow your Sim to be eaten alive by vicious bugs. Put your Sim in a narrow hallway filled with rotting food/dirty dishes. Stepping on a tile with rotten food carries a small chance that a swarm of flies will engulf your Sim.
Refuse to care for a sick Sim, and it will die from its own illness (unless that illness is morning sickness). Also, you can’t die from a cold, but colds turn into pneumonia, which can kill you.
Build a small room to trap them in (1X1 with no door should be fine). Enable the movement cheat (type “moveObjects on” exactly as it is seen here, minus the quotes, into the cheat box. The cheat box can be displayed by pressing Ctrl, Shift, and C at the same time) and, in Buy Mode or Build mode, use the Hand tool to drop your Sim into the room.
Bring up the cheat box and type “boolProp testingCheatsEnabled true”, and then hold down the shift button and click on the Sim you want to kill. Go through the menu until you see the spawn option. Click on it, then go to Rodneys death creator. A little tombstone will appear next to your Sim, click on it, and chose the way your Sim dies.
Get a Sim to use the most expensive telescope for a very long time. Every time he uses the telescope between 7 p.m. and 2 a.m. there is a 5% chance he will be abducted by aliens. Rarely, the aliens do not return him. If it is an adult male, and he is returned, he will return pregnant with an alien baby.
Download the InSimenator. This program comes with many of the methods listed above, such as “Dying of Fright”, sickness, fire, satellite, so on and so forth. There is also an option to have your sim of old age. Find it here [1]. You must register for a free account first, however.
Laganaphyllis Simnovorii. Otherwise known as a ‘Cow Plant’, the Laganaphyllis Simnovorii dangles a piece of something that looks like cake from its mouth, luring your guests into its clutches and an early death. Your Sim, meanwhile, gets to enjoy another full five days of life from the resulting elixir. You couldn’t ask for a better pet really. The Laganaphyllis Simnovorii also makes up for having to wear nothing but fig leaves once you’ve reached the top of the Natural Science career path. I thought nothing could beat the Cow Plant, until I remembered the dread…
Death Island. Are those pesky visitors always annoying you? Then here’s an easy and fun way to get rid of them! Build your dream house and add a little something extra. A Swimming Pool Moat all the way round your house. On the side the side-walk is on, place a diving board. On the side your house is on, place a ladder. This means that your visitors come along, dive into your moat and climb up on the other side to ring your doorbell. But when they leave they climb into the moat but can’t get out as there is only a diving board there. Their only option is to return to Death Island, but instead they drown or die of hunger.
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LOL!!
I Dugg this entry because it made me giggle with evil Simlish delight about four different times!
My friend makes me out to be sick for seeing how I can kill my Sims… that trick with the overlapped carpet and rocket launcher in the room with all the people that kills everything is GREAT!
Jaina
if you make your sims keep fighting with other sims eventually they will die
lol i like the brust into flames
The spontaneous combustion has happened before. My nanny just caught on fire, while babysitting my kids. Leaving my kids alone for about 3 hours. While my person was at work.
Don’t forget falling satellites/meteors. My pregnant sim died while star gazing! The satellite fell right out of the sky and killed her. At least I sold the satellite for a lot of $$
lol these are awesome. The satelite thing happened to me once. I had just made a boy and a mom and when i started playing I mean right when i started, i was watching the boy and all of a sudden he goes running outside and there is a big chunck of satelite in my yard with smoke coming out of it. Next to it was a tombstone. I was really surprised and angery. I still have the boy but he’s elderly now and the smoking satelite is still there in the front yard. It was a sad experience
what is the rocket launcher?
What about trapping a vampire outside when it’s sunny?
I like to put a vamp in a room with windows and trap them. |0|
The alien sounds cool!! but scary… argh!
I have tried all these things! I LOvE the bug one
LOL. When I electrocuted my sim, the grim reaper came &he decided to just stand there.. I fast forwarded. STILL STANDING THERE FOR FIVE HOURS. LOL.
once my sim just randomly died of hunger. even worse, she was pregnant with twins.
Has anyone actuality seen inside a UFO on the Sims 2?
I have and its funny because there’s a alien man who laughs at your Sim(s) and there’s a lady alien in the back looking like she’s tormenting a Cow Plant
How do you get a guniea pig?
The thing with the carpets and the rocket launcher…
KILLED 3 BABYS 1 TEEN 1 CHILD AND 2 ADULTS
thanks for the tips on how to kill a sim .
i love it .
is there a way to have one sim literally murder another sim? ive seen it on youtube and ive had my people fighting for hours and hours on end but neither one fell down the stairs or was just beaten to death. ive seen both (falling down stairs & beaten to death) on youtube but it never seems to happen with me. do i need a certain expansion pack?
Sims 3 you can assainate.
Most tips here are fake. so far nobody can beat another to death. Those videos are exagrating.
do u no how to kill ur my sims agent on the ds?if u do, can u plz tell me straight away!!!!!!!!!!:)
haha! if you make a small room with no doors or toilet in it, the Sim will drown iin its own wee!! XD
Or hunger.
I am SOOO doing the Death Moat sometime. That is gonna be funny.
Such a delightful activity. Even more fun then what the game is actually ment for.
i love playing the sims 2, and i killed my sim’s husband by getting the throwing axes crate and she kinda killed her him. hehe!
Lol Im trying to kill by the moat, so far : 10 sims in it
lol its hilarious
I am so doing the death island one XD
I wonder if it works on Sims 3
i have it now
No, I tryed (Unless you but a bareor over the open parts) when the sims get fateged or anything, they climb out.
LOL i LOVE it!!!omg a pregnant male sim is so funny!!!!!!but im not going to try it.i dont want a baby alien in the house!!!!!!lol
One time i used the cheat called kill all townies and then every townie appeared at my house and then they all died of hunger there was about 50 urns or tombstones in my house it was hillarious!
LOL funny xD i’ve only had my sims die from old age cuz i get attached to them so easily. i AM thinking about killing that jerk of a husband my sim’s daughter married. Hmmm x3 *devilish grin* I’m sad they eliminated most of the ways to kill a sim in Sims3 D: CURSE YOU, EA!!
And EA cut out a lot of ways to kill to kill from the original to 2.
I love the bug idea and death island!!!! I am gonna try it! I already drowned and burned them and it’s hilarious! Thanks for the ideas!
How do we stargaze with no telescope?
Click on the ground, and click “StarGaze” At night.
lol my sim had quintuplets and she got hit by a UFO LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, ive never even heard of like half of these, which sims can we do these on ?
I found out a few new ways to kill a sim! For this one you need to download Open for Business. Get your sim to do the social Protest about Business. Keep doing this for about ten or eleven times. I dont know how, but after you get done shouting a few times, your sim will start choking and die.
Scare your sim to death: You need to download the Late night expansion pack. Put a coffin containing a vampire in your house. Then make your sim open the coffin and look in. Your sim will scream and stop, look around, and feel its’ pulse. Then the sim will fall down dead.
THAT’S ALL FOR NOW! I’LL TRY TO FIND SOME MORE I PROMISE I WILL HAVE MORE NEXT TIME HAVE A FUN TIME MAKING YOUR SIM GO BYE-BYE!
hah these r really fun iv got all the sims and sims 2 is the best for killing your sims lol ive got a whole 60 by 60 lot full of grave stones lol!
OMG!!! this is sooooo cool!!!
i just love killing all my sims…it is so much of fun. especially when you kill the sim babies hahahaha…
you gotta love sims!!!
Nada….:!
lol i tried all of these (took me 5 real days cause my dumb sim kept on trying to stall….i know sounds fake but srsly he keeps picking up my baby and talking to my neighbors) then when i got to the satlelite my sim just disapeared…no tombstone no urn no ghost no grim reaper nothing but a stalelite…..creepy scary yet funny but now im stuck with a baby cause i saved on accident ):
Yea read my name cause it aint that fun cause of these reasons:
1. you cant kill yyour baby only social service cane take it(unless yuou use hacks or sumthin)2. there are only these ways to kill your sim, elecritoty, Fire, drown, age, starve , scared to death, and sum other ones that are still lame compared to sims 2, 3. sims 3 is basicually sims 1 except its like more advanced but not that much betta….
oh that was funny I got blown by a microwave
lol i did these sum of them
Lol my sims husband was murderd by his kid!XD
i did it in SIms 2&3 she was arrestad thou:(
is there any way to murder the sims other than drowning them,stravation,electric shock,scare to death? in sims 1
Yes! Maney more (I was adictied untill I lost my disk.)
LOL, I love sims 3 Now instead of going to a cemetery I have to access the karma powers ans turn my sims into a ghost if it dies that way! I can never look at my sim when its dying, i just can’t handle it! I always direct my view away from the sim. I hate when the grim reaper does nothing for 5-6 hours. How do you kill your sim on sims 3? I mean, I’ve never managed to kill a sim with a knife or gun. Can you slap eachother to death?
I have sims 3 and a way to kill your sim is if you make them work out on a tv/radio they will get fatigued and put a small fence around it and then add a gate once your sim is inside get rid of the gate and make the pool till where the fence ends then make them jump in once they are drowning let them do that then after there 40 minutes are up they die and are know as the blue ghost
I know a way to kill your sims and it’s FUNNY. I think it was Sims 2 but I’m not sure… well anyways you kill your sim (any way)… and then you bring them back to life… and then you make them dance on their OWN grave and… THEY BURST INTO FLAMES!! Another thing I did was got my sim that CAN NOT COOK TO SAVE HIS LIFE and he put eel in the food for party guests… well… it had a green gas coming off of it but I thought, hey it doesn’t matter sooo everyone ate it and… well started puking then died… It was kinda sad… but funny
Lmaoo I Did All Of These And They All Worked Yu Should Find All The Ways To Kill A Sim On Sims 3 Because These Are Sims 2 o.O
i tryed this on the sims 3 nintendo ds/dsi and atleast the stove one didn’twok shes just standing there and every 2 seconds gets shocked but nothing happens
Ive got the Sims 3 and I wanted to know if you could kill by gun or knife without a mod.
Yes, but thats only if the relation stat is “Redy to Kill” then you can kill under “Kill” and do any but if you seek use of a knife or gun, go under “Knive” or “Gun” and there are a few ways to kill… I did it, but not a good way to kill due to the fact that it takes a LONG time to get relations that bad.
Why do you have to kill your sims? be nice
When it comes to me I just want to know all my options to get a ghost in case my sim with the knowledge aspiration wants to see one.
but wheres the fun in that?XD
I know, how F*** ideotic can this one get?
Teehee….the raining fire….killed a whole entire group of 8…..LOVE THIS!! You rock
I love the alien one my adult male came back with alien triplets creepy also if a child get abducted the boy also come back pregnat
My sim died from the bugs i laughed the whole way through!!!!!
MOST OF THIS DOSENT EVEN WORK METEORS CRUSH SIMS IN AMBITIONS, AND BUGS CANT KILL. NOR THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE ROCKET OR GUINEA PIGG. but it would of been nice if you could do it
Use a barbecue (the small green one) indoors – instantly bursts into flame.
If you fill a room with carpet and make no way to get out , then place loads of fire places , soon somewhere in the room will burst into flames and you get to watch your sims run around trying to get away