Dizzy Dee

Not in my drawer no. Its not mine. I’ve found it on the internet ( where else )

Wedgie Proof Undies
Eight year old twins, Jared and Justin Serovich came up with the “Rip Away 1000,” a pair of underwear that cannot be jerked up to give its wearer a painful “wedgie”. The underwear is constructed into two pieces, bound together by Velcro. So that when the bully grabs the waste band of your RA1K’s, they “rip away”, leaving him with a handful of your cooties, while you make a break for the yard duty officer.

Geek Panties

BriefSafe
The problem with most safes is that experienced burglars know how to crack them. “Brief Safe” offers the next best thing which is basically stained underwear that securely stores valuables in a 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure.

(Groooooosss - but clever)

JabberJockeys
Jabberjockeys consist of a pair of underwear (one male, one female) which discreetly inform a partner when the other gets aroused. By sensing subtle changes in temperature, moisture and pressure, the undergarments detect arousal and automatically convey this to the partner by activating vibrating motors sewn into the fabric of their underwear.