Not in my drawer no. Its not mine. I’ve found it on “the internet” as some people would say (where else 
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Wedgie Proof Undies
Eight year old twins, Jared and Justin Serovich came up with the “Rip Away 1000,” a pair of underwear that cannot be jerked up to give its wearer a painful “wedgie”. The underwear is constructed into two pieces, bound together by Velcro. So that when the bully grabs the waste band of your RA1K’s, they “rip away”, leaving him with a handful of your cooties, while you make a break for the yard duty officer.
Geek Panties
BriefSafe
The problem with most safes is that experienced burglars know how to crack them. “Brief Safe” offers the next best thing which is basically stained underwear that securely stores valuables in a 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure.
(Groooooosss – but clever)
JabberJockeys
Jabberjockeys consist of a pair of underwear (one male, one female) which discreetly inform a partner when the other gets aroused. By sensing subtle changes in temperature, moisture and pressure, the undergarments detect arousal and automatically convey this to the partner by activating vibrating motors sewn into the fabric of their underwear.
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What on earth? Now I like the 403 Forbidden ones, and the velcro idea is good for all the nerds but I’m not liking the poo stained ones.
Those HTTP response code ones are priceless.
Another tip for keeping money safe from burglars: Keep the money in your mother-in-law. More mean-tempered than a dog, less inviting than a cactus.
iiuhh…what a dirty underware (BriefSafe)
hahaha… very funny underwear i love the “Warranty void if Removed” underwear
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